Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the
other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an old
Jewish man
sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Jew kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and
get a coke."
Don't get up," said the Jew, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you.

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the man's shoe and spat in
it.
When the old man returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks
good, I'd really like one too." Again, the old man obligingly went to fetch
it.
While he was gone the other Arab picked up the man's other shoe and spat in
it.
When the old man returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the old Jew slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he
asked.
"How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred?
This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?" When will it
end?

 

hahaha nice....I laughed pretty hard.

 

Lol!