oops!
#1
08-27-2006, 02:37 PM
oops!
well... another cat bites the tire...
damn cats...
I went down to sonoco... filled the pickup w/ gasoline and bought a pack o' smokes...
on my way back, I stop at a a sign... before i turn left, I decide to dump the clutch and spin the tires...
well its all wet out... and tires spun all the way through second gear and as I hit 5,500 RPMs and slam into 3rd this stupid cat runs out into the road...
squash!
both tires hit it... can't tell it was a cat... lol... truck has blood on it and theres a lil smear on the road...
don't worry though... this is a stray cat that tears into my garbage... i rocognized it before i squished it... so no sad children...
last time i hit a cat, the next day i hit a pole... so i ain't driving tomarrow...
ok i take that back
damn cats...
I went down to sonoco... filled the pickup w/ gasoline and bought a pack o' smokes...
on my way back, I stop at a a sign... before i turn left, I decide to dump the clutch and spin the tires...
well its all wet out... and tires spun all the way through second gear and as I hit 5,500 RPMs and slam into 3rd this stupid cat runs out into the road...
squash!
both tires hit it... can't tell it was a cat... lol... truck has blood on it and theres a lil smear on the road...
don't worry though... this is a stray cat that tears into my garbage... i rocognized it before i squished it... so no sad children...
last time i hit a cat, the next day i hit a pole... so i ain't driving tomarrow...
ok i take that back
#8
08-27-2006, 03:48 PM
#11
08-27-2006, 04:21 PM
Originally Posted by Codiddy
HA HA thats funny. You seem to have bad luck with cats, and uhh yeah you probably shouldn't drive tommorow.
IN FACT... I left the garage open a few months back... stupid cat went inside... next morn i go out... smell cat ****... that thing runs out... wanted to shoot it... pissed on top of my car... payback baby!
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