call me a redneck!
#1
07-09-2006, 02:31 PM
call me a redneck!
OK...
This is ****ing great... Let me first explain how snuff/dip (i.e. copenhagen skoal) works...
its tobaco, nicotein and other chemicals as well as fiberglass... you put it inbetween yer lip and teeth... then the fiberglass cuts your lip and the nicotein goes straight into your blood...
We mix jack daniels into our chew so that ALCOHOL goes straight into our blood
but today...
moonshine and its awesome!
Face and neck go completely numb and you are instantly drunk!
then, 10 min later... yer sober again...
yeehaw!
This is ****ing great... Let me first explain how snuff/dip (i.e. copenhagen skoal) works...
its tobaco, nicotein and other chemicals as well as fiberglass... you put it inbetween yer lip and teeth... then the fiberglass cuts your lip and the nicotein goes straight into your blood...
We mix jack daniels into our chew so that ALCOHOL goes straight into our blood
but today...
moonshine and its awesome!
Face and neck go completely numb and you are instantly drunk!
then, 10 min later... yer sober again...
yeehaw!
#3
07-09-2006, 02:36 PM
chew is effective because of the mucus membranes in your mouth and its ease of indigestion into your body.
Moonshine is 95%+ alcohol. Its no different than drinking beer and being drunk. Because its moonshine, it doesnt change the length of you being drunk.
You rednecks are completely retarted and stupid. Most of you lack the brain power to make logical decisions as well as day to day thinking...
Moonshine is 95%+ alcohol. Its no different than drinking beer and being drunk. Because its moonshine, it doesnt change the length of you being drunk.
You rednecks are completely retarted and stupid. Most of you lack the brain power to make logical decisions as well as day to day thinking...
#4
07-09-2006, 02:55 PM
Originally Posted by MattJ
chew is effective because of the mucus membranes in your mouth and its ease of indigestion into your body.
Moonshine is 95%+ alcohol. Its no different than drinking beer and being drunk. Because its moonshine, it doesnt change the length of you being drunk.
You rednecks are completely retarted and stupid. Most of you lack the brain power to make logical decisions as well as day to day thinking...
Moonshine is 95%+ alcohol. Its no different than drinking beer and being drunk. Because its moonshine, it doesnt change the length of you being drunk.
You rednecks are completely retarted and stupid. Most of you lack the brain power to make logical decisions as well as day to day thinking...
#8
07-09-2006, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by GREG@SN95
OK...
This is ****ing great... Let me first explain how snuff/dip (i.e. copenhagen skoal) works...
its tobaco, nicotein and other chemicals as well as fiberglass... you put it inbetween yer lip and teeth... then the fiberglass cuts your lip and the nicotein goes straight into your blood...
We mix jack daniels into our chew so that ALCOHOL goes straight into our blood
but today...
moonshine and its awesome!
Face and neck go completely numb and you are instantly drunk!
then, 10 min later... yer sober again...
yeehaw!
This is ****ing great... Let me first explain how snuff/dip (i.e. copenhagen skoal) works...
its tobaco, nicotein and other chemicals as well as fiberglass... you put it inbetween yer lip and teeth... then the fiberglass cuts your lip and the nicotein goes straight into your blood...
We mix jack daniels into our chew so that ALCOHOL goes straight into our blood
but today...
moonshine and its awesome!
Face and neck go completely numb and you are instantly drunk!
then, 10 min later... yer sober again...
yeehaw!
#9
07-09-2006, 07:15 PM
Originally Posted by zigzagg321
are you serious? id like to try that. more details, like how you mix the items together and such. thanks.
1. go to store buy chew (i like skoal apple)
2. go find some shine (that may or may not be hard, easy for me, but yer not me)
3. pack the tobaco and open the tin
4. pour in a little bit of shine and shake tin
5. open tin, add shine until the tobacco is fully saturated (til it begins to puddle up on the bottom of the tin)
lol... It ain't rocket science...
#11
07-09-2006, 09:08 PM
Originally Posted by machnjo
I like fast cars, don't dip, but love Nascar (rednecks turning left at high speed), and from west Texas. Am I a redneck?
Oh, and drink lots of tequila...
Oh, and drink lots of tequila...
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#12
07-10-2006, 12:41 AM
Originally Posted by MattJ
chew is effective because of the mucus membranes in your mouth and its ease of indigestion into your body.
Moonshine is 95%+ alcohol. Its no different than drinking beer and being drunk. Because its moonshine, it doesnt change the length of you being drunk.
You rednecks are completely retarted and stupid. Most of you lack the brain power to make logical decisions as well as day to day thinking...
Moonshine is 95%+ alcohol. Its no different than drinking beer and being drunk. Because its moonshine, it doesnt change the length of you being drunk.
You rednecks are completely retarted and stupid. Most of you lack the brain power to make logical decisions as well as day to day thinking...
I think what Greg is experiencing is a small amount of alcohol going straight through the brain and bypassing the digestive track and then being removed by the liver and kidneys quickly there after. It's a great way to get a quick short buzz. For the love of god though, don't do this **** and expect to be able to drive anywhere. If you do and you kill someone because you're being a idiot, please go ahead and kill yourself too.
#13
07-10-2006, 03:14 AM
Originally Posted by RedFirevert04GT
I'm gonna disagree with that a little bit. Not the rednecks being illogical and all that though.
I think what Greg is experiencing is a small amount of alcohol going straight through the brain and bypassing the digestive track and then being removed by the liver and kidneys quickly there after. It's a great way to get a quick short buzz. For the love of god though, don't do this **** and expect to be able to drive anywhere. If you do and you kill someone because you're being a idiot, please go ahead and kill yourself too.
I think what Greg is experiencing is a small amount of alcohol going straight through the brain and bypassing the digestive track and then being removed by the liver and kidneys quickly there after. It's a great way to get a quick short buzz. For the love of god though, don't do this **** and expect to be able to drive anywhere. If you do and you kill someone because you're being a idiot, please go ahead and kill yourself too.
Thats one thing I don't do... Never have driven drunk, never will...
#14
07-10-2006, 05:41 AM
i hunt deer and hog, and clean and butcher it myself. When i am in the hunting cabin i listen to hank williams Jr. and Jonny cash . . does that make me a redneck? lol
#20
07-10-2006, 05:04 PM
Originally Posted by MachGT
lol, I'm moderately redneckish without the disgusting habits...
I like fast cars, hunting, fishing, camping, shooting cool guns, and I really dislike the government lol
I like fast cars, hunting, fishing, camping, shooting cool guns, and I really dislike the government lol
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