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Old May 22, 2006 | 01:23 PM
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Man goes into a bar and approaches a woman sitting by herself:

Man: "May I buy you a drink?"

Woman: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."

Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

Woman: "No, they open!"
 
Old May 22, 2006 | 01:25 PM
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Lmao
 
Old May 22, 2006 | 03:01 PM
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hahahahahahaha nice
 
Old May 22, 2006 | 06:38 PM
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hahhahaha pretty good
 
Old May 22, 2006 | 07:30 PM
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Bad? nah lol
 
Old May 22, 2006 | 08:39 PM
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eh
 
Old May 23, 2006 | 04:50 AM
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Thats Jacks kinda girl right there
 
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