a man and his wife are in the delivery room end expecting thier child to be born any second. a couple minutes later the child is born and the father brings his son into the room to met his new sister. much to thier amazment the baby can talk!
the baby turns to is brother and says "you have been a very good brother for helping and obeying your mother while she was pregnant"
the baby then turns to its mother and says " you have been a very good mother, you didnt drink or smoke and you ate the right things, thank you"

the infant then looks at its father and whacks him several times on top of the head and says " that fu.cking hurts"!

 

L M A O

 

Buwhahhahha

 

Have heard a similar joke, but I didn't even see the punchline coming. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

yeah i almost pissed my pants when i heard this from my g/f......i didnt think she could be funny

 

haha, that was funny

 

yeah heard this one its a good joke

 

(if you type roflcopter into google pics, you get a pic of an SRT-4... lol)

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Best one Ive heard in a long damn time.