On the evening of their 50 th anniversary, a reminiscing wife found the
> negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on.
>
> She went to her husband, a retired Marine, and said:
> "Honey, do you remember this?"
>
> He looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes dear, I do.
> You wore that same negligee the night we were married."
>
> She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that
> night?"
>
> He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."
>
> "Well, what was it?" she asked. He was not much in the mood for this, but,
> he sighed and responded,
>
> "Well, honey, as I remember, I said; 'Darlin', I'm going to suck the life
> out of those beautiful breasts and screw your brains out.' "
>
> She giggled and said; "Yes dear, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So
> now its fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say
> tonight?"
>
> He looked her up and down and replied, "Mission accomplished."

 

LOL. good one, Matt.

 

Quality!!!! That's a good one, might just have to send that one to the wifey!

 

lol..............

 

Ha-ha. (Nelson Muntz voice)

 

lol and when you think of it... EWWWWWWW