Daily Joke: Lessons about cheating..
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03-02-2006 | 03:25 PM
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Daily Joke: Lessons about cheating..
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much better lover than you."
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.
She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids, too."
The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.
She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards, too."
The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
She asks, "What's that?"
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much better lover than you."
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.
She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids, too."
The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.
She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards, too."
The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
She asks, "What's that?"
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"
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03-02-2006 | 04:59 PM
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A guy I know one time was driving down the road doing he say's like 70 while him and his wife were having an argument.His wife got pissed,opened the door and jumped out without saying a word.
He said he could see her rolling very fast in the ditch and when he stopped too see if she was ok she told him to just drive home and leave me alone.So he did just that
They have been divorced for years now.
He said he could see her rolling very fast in the ditch and when he stopped too see if she was ok she told him to just drive home and leave me alone.So he did just that
They have been divorced for years now.
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03-02-2006 | 05:10 PM
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From: Lake City, SC
Originally Posted by Lances03GT
A guy I know one time was driving down the road doing he say's like 70 while him and his wife were having an argument.His wife got pissed,opened the door and jumped out without saying a word.
He said he could see her rolling very fast in the ditch and when he stopped too see if she was ok she told him to just drive home and leave me alone.So he did just that
They have been divorced for years now.
He said he could see her rolling very fast in the ditch and when he stopped too see if she was ok she told him to just drive home and leave me alone.So he did just that
They have been divorced for years now.
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