I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.


When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"


Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke

on his response; knowing he would have a good one.


And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.


"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

 

brahahahahaha
well played

 

that is GREAT! bravo

 

Hahaha

 

lol that kid got owned.

 

sign ur dad up on these forums.

 

You serious? LOL

 

I should clarify......

What i said above was just a joke my dad did not say that. All it was, was a joke.

As in its fiction.....

 

I wish i could crack crap like that!

 

My dad probably would've said that.

 

thats hilarious!

 

sounds like something my dad would do!

 

lmao

 

I laughed really loud, until I figured it was untrue. Good one.