Looking at some family vids and dug this up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7CxkAygEG0

 

first!

snicker. Outsmarted by a chicken... so many jokes. I'll just stop here.

EDIT: Naaaah.... Are you smarter than a chicken?

















































can you pick up a piece of corn with your pecker?

 

looks like he let his **** out of the cage too early

 

Haha. Nice.


Reminds me of when we had chickens when I was younger. Used to hypnotize them, and then give them a good kick.

 

EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!

 

Haha what?

 

You guys have never hypnotized a chicken? Wow, buncha city slickers.....haha.

Anyhow, this is how I was shown. You take a the chickens head and stick its beak in the dirt, and draw a line (horizontal or vertical) across its beak slowly and quietly step away from it. Any noise or vibrations will snap it out it. The ****** thing will stand there with its head in the dirt staring at the line for a minute or so, giving you plenty of time kick the **** out of it. Apparently people say it doesnt work on them all, but its always worked for me.

Heres a vid I found.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M268UccYVCE

 

Poor chickens have been getting their noggins chopped off for a thousand years. he was just waiting for it so it would be less painfull.

 

Heh, i wanna try this with my rooster at home, but that sumbitch is mean...Does it work on chicks? Like younger chickens? I have some were raising and they arent near as mean.

 

That Im not sure. I encourage you to try it, haha. Just dont stomp them or anything.

 

Why would you kick the **** out of a chicken?

 

Better question is....Why wouldnt you?

 

silly uncle

 

I think next time I come across some chickens, Ill hypnotize them, and then shoot bottle rockets at them. Someones gonna end up eating them anyway...