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venom 02-20-2010 08:01 AM
Rooster outsmarts my uncle
 
Looking at some family vids and dug this up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7CxkAygEG0

r3dn3ck 02-21-2010 10:09 AM
first!

snicker. Outsmarted by a chicken... so many jokes. I'll just stop here.

EDIT: Naaaah.... Are you smarter than a chicken?

















































can you pick up a piece of corn with your pecker?

Badfish 02-24-2010 11:07 PM
looks like he let his cock out of the cage too early

NeedACobra 02-25-2010 12:04 AM
Haha. Nice.


Reminds me of when we had chickens when I was younger. Used to hypnotize them, and then give them a good kick.

JackThe Ripper 02-25-2010 01:29 PM
Originally Posted by NeedACobra (Post 449985)
Haha. Nice.


Reminds me of when we had chickens when I was younger. Used to hypnotize them, and then give them a good kick.
EXPLAIN THIS TO ME! :eek: :D

Switch 02-25-2010 01:43 PM
Originally Posted by NeedACobra (Post 449985)
Haha. Nice.


Reminds me of when we had chickens when I was younger. Used to hypnotize them, and then give them a good kick.
Haha what?

NeedACobra 02-26-2010 12:28 PM
You guys have never hypnotized a chicken? Wow, buncha city slickers.....haha.

Anyhow, this is how I was shown. You take a the chickens head and stick its beak in the dirt, and draw a line (horizontal or vertical) across its beak slowly and quietly step away from it. Any noise or vibrations will snap it out it. The fuckin thing will stand there with its head in the dirt staring at the line for a minute or so, giving you plenty of time kick the shit out of it. Apparently people say it doesnt work on them all, but its always worked for me.

Heres a vid I found.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M268UccYVCE

rebelyell 03-05-2010 11:13 PM
Originally Posted by NeedACobra (Post 450285)
You guys have never hypnotized a chicken? Wow, buncha city slickers.....haha.

Anyhow, this is how I was shown. You take a the chickens head and stick its beak in the dirt, and draw a line (horizontal or vertical) across its beak slowly and quietly step away from it. Any noise or vibrations will snap it out it. The fuckin thing will stand there with its head in the dirt staring at the line for a minute or so, giving you plenty of time kick the shit out of it. Apparently people say it doesnt work on them all, but its always worked for me.

Heres a vid I found.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M268UccYVCE
Poor chickens have been getting their noggins chopped off for a thousand years. he was just waiting for it so it would be less painfull. :eek:

Deathdiesel 03-05-2010 11:20 PM
Heh, i wanna try this with my rooster at home, but that sumbitch is mean...Does it work on chicks? Like younger chickens? I have some were raising and they arent near as mean.

NeedACobra 03-06-2010 12:49 AM
Originally Posted by Deathdiesel (Post 451254)
Heh, i wanna try this with my rooster at home, but that sumbitch is mean...Does it work on chicks? Like younger chickens? I have some were raising and they arent near as mean.
That Im not sure. I encourage you to try it, haha. Just dont stomp them or anything.

Wombozi17 03-06-2010 08:58 AM
Why would you kick the shit out of a chicken?

NeedACobra 03-06-2010 05:17 PM
Originally Posted by Wombozi17 (Post 451273)
Why would you kick the shit out of a chicken?
Better question is....Why wouldnt you?

sand1303 03-10-2010 08:14 PM
silly uncle

NeedACobra 03-10-2010 10:58 PM
I think next time I come across some chickens, Ill hypnotize them, and then shoot bottle rockets at them. Someones gonna end up eating them anyway...


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