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01-15-2006, 11:34 PM
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Jack Touched Me...I Cried
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Tallahassee, FL/ Gaithersburg, MD
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**** Security Guards.
**** Security Guards... here's tonights story...
so my roomates and I throw a nice lil get together 40-50 of our closest friends havin at our keg, beer pong, kings cup, and hold'em everything is bangin you go outside you can Barely tell theres something going on and sure as hell can't hear anything...so mr big bad security guard comes up wondering whats going on...he asks for the resident leaders...I say hi how can I help you why are you here? trying to figure out how I can help him out...he says I saw some girls on the balcony so I came to check everything out... I ask well was there a noise complant cuz we can always keep the stereo down...he says no...I'm just checking in on you...#1 I pay enough rent to not have a security guard come to my place just cuz he thinks...**** U SECURITY GUARD I DON"T PAY YOU THINK ****IN POS NON COLLEGE EDUCATED ****TARD...#2 he asks for our ID's..now i know i don't have to give it to him but I was trying to be nice and smooth the situation... he says oh well your not of age now I HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE, because there's under age drinking...what? I had no beer the whole night and nothing on my breath (obviously) so this guy says I'm calling the cops in 30 minutes and everyone has to leave...I was like WTF IS YOUR ****IN PROBLEM? no friends? no life...( apparently ur a ****in fat ass security guard driving around in a god damn raised golf cart...) so 30 minutes later cops come and dickhead is sittin out there watching from afar...I swear no cops...this fat **** is guna get hurt... So we got all these gorgeous girls...all my boys...everyone is having a GREAT time...wer're not loud Honestly i was outside listening to see if the stereo needed to be lowered and we were straight...yet dick head security says he HAS to call the police....I swear ima end up in jail one of these days...i'm a big guy and it wouldn't take but 3 seconds to ****in send this fat ****in no life pos to the ****in ER stat... moral of the story my boys picked up the keg (they're of "legal age") walk it out infront of the cops...put it in their truck and we all go to their house...we just wasted 20 minutes of time and the good ol' TPD puts 6-7 possibly intoxicated drivers on the road...why because some dick head says it's morally wrong to drink...**** U DICK HEAD...if i can go to prison and be charged as an adult...i can damn well drink... End rant... :::next one will be from a cell in Tally Lock up::: did i forget to mention **** SECURITY GUARDS>..*****'s w/no life...moral of the story is Don't be a DIck...DICK! oh yeah if you ever live in Tally stay away from Booth Properties...they thing they're some ****, but they ****in suck cock and are ****ty, **** people over and have the gayest security every... whats the best way to get back at someone with out getting in trouble...(other then have my dad buy the ****in company and fire the dickheads aka everyone)...
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01-16-2006, 10:05 AM
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wow...
i agree w/ the legally being treated as an adult... so at age 18 ya should be able to drink...  |
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01-16-2006, 10:46 AM
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The Baninator!
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If you are at that party they could have hit you with MIP. You're lucky.
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01-16-2006, 11:26 AM
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go find that guard and whoop his ass. I jacked a hella doughnuts from krispy kreme and some doush tried to stand in my way, i floored the gas and that fuker dived to the side lol.. fuk security guards.
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01-16-2006, 02:52 PM
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Jack Touched Me...I Cried
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01-17-2006, 09:41 PM
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Dude next time he ask's for your ID you should pull out your wang and be like "You see this... yeah... im legal age to drink"
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01-18-2006, 01:40 PM
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Dude, i totally agree, If yer old enough to be charged like an adult, join the military and kill foriegners, and buy tobacco products, and live on yer own, you should damn well be able to enjoy a nice cold beer.
That is why i think they should raise the limit on EVERYTHING i mentioned to 21. <rofl> J/k, That blows dude. Stupid security guards... probaably got picked on in highschool and hates "cool" people. prick. |
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