Mustang Boards - **** Security Guards.

**** Security Guards... here's tonights story...

so my roomates and I throw a nice lil get together 40-50 of our closest friends havin at our keg, beer pong, kings cup, and hold'em everything is bangin you go outside you can Barely tell theres something going on and sure as hell can't hear anything...so mr big bad security guard comes up wondering whats going on...he asks for the resident leaders...I say hi how can I help you why are you here? trying to figure out how I can help him out...he says I saw some girls on the balcony so I came to check everything out...

I ask well was there a noise complant cuz we can always keep the stereo down...he says no...I'm just checking in on you...#1 I pay enough rent to not have a security guard come to my place just cuz he thinks...**** U SECURITY GUARD I DON"T PAY YOU THINK ****IN POS NON COLLEGE EDUCATED ****TARD...#2 he asks for our ID's..now i know i don't have to give it to him but I was trying to be nice and smooth the situation...

he says oh well your not of age now I HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE, because there's under age drinking...what? I had no beer the whole night and nothing on my breath (obviously) so this guy says I'm calling the cops in 30 minutes and everyone has to leave...I was like WTF IS YOUR ****IN PROBLEM? no friends? no life...( apparently ur a ****in fat ass security guard driving around in a god damn raised golf cart...) so 30 minutes later cops come and dickhead is sittin out there watching from afar...I swear no cops...this fat **** is guna get hurt...

So we got all these gorgeous girls...all my boys...everyone is having a GREAT time...wer're not loud Honestly i was outside listening to see if the stereo needed to be lowered and we were straight...yet dick head security says he HAS to call the police....I swear ima end up in jail one of these days...i'm a big guy and it wouldn't take but 3 seconds to ****in send this fat ****in no life pos to the ****in ER stat...

moral of the story my boys picked up the keg (they're of "legal age") walk it out infront of the cops...put it in their truck and we all go to their house...we just wasted 20 minutes of time and the good ol' TPD puts 6-7 possibly intoxicated drivers on the road...why because some dick head says it's morally wrong to drink...**** U DICK HEAD...if i can go to prison and be charged as an adult...i can damn well drink...

End rant...

:::next one will be from a cell in Tally Lock up:::

did i forget to mention **** SECURITY GUARDS>..*****'s w/no life...moral of the story is Don't be a DIck...DICK!

oh yeah if you ever live in Tally stay away from Booth Properties...they thing they're some ****, but they ****in suck cock and are ****ty, **** people over and have the gayest security every...

whats the best way to get back at someone with out getting in trouble...(other then have my dad buy the ****in company and fire the dickheads aka everyone)...