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02-17-2006, 07:18 AM
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Married.
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Lifesavers
Using a bowl of lifesavers, the teacher gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colors and flavors. The children began to say:
Red... cherries Yellow... lemons Green... limes Orange... oranges Purple... grapes Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you a clue. . .It's what your mother might sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out & yelled, "Oh my God! They're assholes!"
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02-17-2006, 07:52 AM
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Jack Touched Me...I Cried
Join Date: Aug 2005
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:wallbash: cute....
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02-17-2006, 08:12 AM
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Super Moderator
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Boooooo....
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02-17-2006, 09:15 AM
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Traitor...lol
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Lexington, SC
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...mine was better :P LOL JK
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