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Old 12-04-2005, 10:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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>>Man who run in front of car get tired.
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>>Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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>>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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>>Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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>>Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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>>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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>>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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>>Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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>>War does not determine who is right ; war determine who is left.
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>>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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>>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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>>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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>>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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>>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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>>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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>>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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>>Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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>>Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Old 12-05-2005, 03:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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HAHAHA I love those things.
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Old 12-05-2005, 05:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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rofl, yeah those are great
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Old 12-05-2005, 01:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That last one is great LOL
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Old 12-05-2005, 09:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 12-05-2005, 11:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Man who walks with hands in pocket feels cocky all day.
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Old 12-05-2005, 11:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Rofl!!!!!!!
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Old 12-06-2005, 04:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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hah Bangkok is good.
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