Mustang Boards - Chinese Proverbs

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>>Man who run in front of car get tired.
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>>Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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>>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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>>Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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>>Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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>>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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>>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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>>Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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>>War does not determine who is right ; war determine who is left.
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>>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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>>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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>>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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>>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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>>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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>>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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>>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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>>Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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>>Crowded elevator smell different to midget.