The Priests

foncarelli · 12-01-2005, 08:40 PM

priests

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a row, totally nude, while a beautiful, big breasted,nude woman danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful woman danced before the first priest, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.

Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and when He bent over to pick it up......
all the other bells started to ring.

dannyb785 · 12-01-2005, 08:48 PM

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YUCK!!!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!

good one.

stang00 · 12-01-2005, 08:53 PM

i think danny covered what i wanted to say

MattJ · 12-01-2005, 08:59 PM

haha. thats a funny one!

12-01-2005, 08:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
foncarelli Everyday Im Hustlin Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ecorse, Michigan Posts: 3,648	The Priests priests Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a row, totally nude, while a beautiful, big breasted,nude woman danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful woman danced before the first priest, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and when He bent over to pick it up...... all the other bells started to ring. __________________

12-01-2005, 08:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
MattJ Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Racine, WI Posts: 10,243	haha. thats a funny one! __________________ 2001 Mustang GT Premium - Mineral Grey

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12-01-2005, 08:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
dannyb785 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,176	AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YUCK!!!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!! good one.

12-01-2005, 08:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
stang00 Civic Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: brewster ny Posts: 2,577	i think danny covered what i wanted to say