The Priests
 

priests


Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a row, totally nude, while a beautiful, big breasted,nude woman danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful woman danced before the first priest, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.

Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and when He bent over to pick it up......
all the other bells started to ring.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YUCK!!!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!





good one. ;)

i think danny covered what i wanted to say

haha. thats a funny one!
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