The Camel

foncarelli · 11-30-2005, 08:12 PM

Subject: The Camel

>A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
>African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
>camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
>
>He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant
>said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no
>women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have the
>camel."
>
>The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
>about "urges", so the camel can stay."
>
>About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy
>with
>passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a
>ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants
>down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's d one, he asks the
>Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?",
>
>No . not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where
>the >girls are.

Badfish · 11-30-2005, 08:18 PM

haha owned

Mikes04stang · 11-30-2005, 08:21 PM

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! good one.

whitethunder46 · 11-30-2005, 08:30 PM

wow, lol funny

11-30-2005, 08:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
foncarelli Everyday Im Hustlin Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ecorse, Michigan Posts: 3,654	The Camel Subject: The Camel >A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the >African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a >camel hitched up behind the mess tent. > >He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant >said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no >women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have the >camel." > >The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand >about "urges", so the camel can stay." > >About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy >with >passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a >ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants >down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's d one, he asks the >Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?", > >No . not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where >the >girls are. __________________

11-30-2005, 08:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
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