Mustang Boards - The Camel

Subject: The Camel

>A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
>African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
>camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
>
>He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant
>said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no
>women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have the
>camel."
>
>The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
>about "urges", so the camel can stay."
>
>About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy
>with
>passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a
>ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants
>down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's d one, he asks the
>Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?",
>
>No . not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where
>the >girls are.