Hilarious Craigslist ad!
#1
Hilarious Craigslist ad!
#11
"It’ll bring a smile to your face too, to know he’s rolling around looking like a ****** in a Ford Focus."
Im just gonna put DEAD because LMFAO doesnt sum up how hard it was for me to catch a breath after reading that add.
Im just gonna put DEAD because LMFAO doesnt sum up how hard it was for me to catch a breath after reading that add.
#14
When I see your usename I think of Gross Domestic Product, that of which you are, a gross domestic product.
Or maybe we should call you Captain Randomass...because you are the Captain of randomly being a total ***.
either way you are a ******* dick and you get a kick out of being that way. You get a kick out of dick... wanna know how I kno....ah..nevermind you know we all know.
#15
You are the kind of person that just needs a good, swift, painful, kick to your ******* throat. I wish I could be the one to administer it... while wearing a pair of ******* metal-spiked golf cleats.
#16
Hey man, you want to put up a picture of your chunky girlfriend for all to see ... except for someone to eventually to make a comment. And yeah im fat, thats why you dont see me of pictures of myself bent over my car for all to see my fat ***.
But im sure he loves her and thats all that matters.
But im sure he loves her and thats all that matters.
#17
where te hell do you come up with this ****? hahahaha golf cleats, i love reading some of your remarks, keep it up. this is well deserving though.
#19
Hey man, you want to put up a picture of your chunky girlfriend for all to see ... except for someone to eventually to make a comment. And yeah im fat, thats why you dont see me of pictures of myself bent over my car for all to see my fat ***.
But im sure he loves her and thats all that matters.
But im sure he loves her and thats all that matters.
Again, since you have blatantly ADMITTED that you are fat, why the **** do you think it's okay to insult someone else? How would you feel if someone said that to you? You can't bullshit me and tell me it wouldn't bother you because if you say it wouldn't, you're a damn liar.
That is not all that matters. It matters that you are being a disrespectful piece of ****. So ******* stop it.
I don't give a **** if you were joking. **** like that just shouldn't be said.
#20
That's the thing, ******** like you just always have to make ridiculous comments. Why can't you keep your goddamn mouth shut? Were you not ever taught manners?
Again, since you have blatantly ADMITTED that you are fat, why the **** do you think it's okay to insult someone else? How would you feel if someone said that to you? You can't bullshit me and tell me it wouldn't bother you because if you say it wouldn't, you're a damn liar.
That is not all that matters. It matters that you are being a disrespectful piece of ****. So ******* stop it.
Hell, I don't know. It's almost like it just pops into my head. Just like random stuff, haha. I can't explain it.
I don't give a **** if you were joking. **** like that just shouldn't be said.
Again, since you have blatantly ADMITTED that you are fat, why the **** do you think it's okay to insult someone else? How would you feel if someone said that to you? You can't bullshit me and tell me it wouldn't bother you because if you say it wouldn't, you're a damn liar.
That is not all that matters. It matters that you are being a disrespectful piece of ****. So ******* stop it.
Hell, I don't know. It's almost like it just pops into my head. Just like random stuff, haha. I can't explain it.
I don't give a **** if you were joking. **** like that just shouldn't be said.
Man a lot of butthurt people round hurr.
#21
OP, hilarious! That one is worth saving in the archives for a good laugh later.
GDP, grow up. That is really messed up to come out and randomly attack another board member like that and it really shows your true colors. I hope you get kicked in the nads today, because with a move like that you deserve it.
GDP, grow up. That is really messed up to come out and randomly attack another board member like that and it really shows your true colors. I hope you get kicked in the nads today, because with a move like that you deserve it.
#22
Doesn't have anything to do with being butthurt. It's got everything do with respecting other people and you have proved time and time again that you can't do that.
#23
I guess I do deserve a kick in the nuts. And Sunshine, what im telling you is, I DO NOT take pictures next to my car, or of me in general and post them on the net. For one because I would fully expect to have people call me a fat *** ... because I am.
Its like that joke (I forget which comedian) ...... "I know my *** cant swim, so I stay my black *** outta the pool."
Its like that joke (I forget which comedian) ...... "I know my *** cant swim, so I stay my black *** outta the pool."
#24
I guess I do deserve a kick in the nuts. And Sunshine, what im telling you is, I DO NOT take pictures next to my car, or of me in general and post them on the net. For one because I would fully expect to have people call me a fat *** ... because I am.
Its like that joke (I forget which comedian) ...... "I know my *** cant swim, so I stay my black *** outta the pool."
Its like that joke (I forget which comedian) ...... "I know my *** cant swim, so I stay my black *** outta the pool."
You making fun of her for being 'chunky' in your eyes and then saying that it is deserved because he put up a picture of her in his signature next to his car, is like saying it's okay if a girl gets raped because she happens to be wearing a short skirt. "Oh, if she didn't wear that skirt, she wouldn't have gotten raped." Follow what I'm saying?
Anyway, like I said, I understand, but you really need to watch this ****. You come off as a seriously disrespectful cockhammer.
#25
That ad was GREAT!!!!! I'm like King, thats a keeper
PS, GDP lighten your *** up a little before someone takes you out back and skull ***** you. If you're boarded, go play with your pee-pee or something!!!!!!
PS, GDP lighten your *** up a little before someone takes you out back and skull ***** you. If you're boarded, go play with your pee-pee or something!!!!!!
#26
That's awesome!
#27
Riiight. Anyone is willing to try if you can find me.
#28
oh, here comes the E-thuggery.
stop being a dousche canoe bro...you are looking like a ******* ***...constantly.
No one's gonna try and find your stanky ***...although based on what you have told us, you wouldn't be hard to spot.