Stupid wife
#32
10-31-2007, 06:30 AM
acually its not greg, hey bob you should join www.motorheadlounge.com everybody is over there now. greg misses you.
#37
10-31-2007, 07:57 PM
this guy bob just came on and started saying about how his wife tryed to hit him with a bat after he has sex with her sister, i mean come on this is a mustang forum not dr.phill or jerry springer episode.
#38
10-31-2007, 08:02 PM
yeah i know, but hes been here for a while, notice his join date. Apparently he worked for American Muscle
#40
10-31-2007, 08:08 PM
you do know what hes saying is all a joke right? you cant possibly beleive what hes saying is exactly true. as a matter of fact i just remember back in the day they had a section in this forum to ask the car mechanic. and the mechanic gave some redneck b/s answers. it wasnt meant to be taken seriosuly. and i think bob was that guy.
Last edited by Must See; 10-31-2007 at 08:12 PM.
#45
11-01-2007, 07:13 PM
As for the usefulness of this guy and his posting, I think it's great. It's always nice to have some fun stuff to break up the monotony.
#47
11-01-2007, 08:40 PM
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Marvin's Trailer Park, Show-me State
Posts: 56
****, you guys are funny as hell. I leave for a few dam days and everyones talks about me.
I told you all I got two new jobs. I was supposed to clean the Starbucks at night and work at the Jiffy Lube during the day. I got drunk the other night and woke up really late. I thought it was the morning and went to the wrong dam job.
Then my old lady shows up at the Jibby Lube and starts throwing **** everywhere. I jumped in a customers car and drove-off to git away, but the dumbass wurking on the car was not don't yet and had not put the oil plug back in. I got a few miles away when the motor quit.
Anyone know how much a motor cost on a G35?
Turns out the guy who owned the car is a friggin judge. Same dam a-hole that threw me in the clink for two nights for gitting ina fight at church.
Now I am back hiding at the coffee shop. I can't believe people pay $5.00 for this ****, but at least the internet is free.
I told you all I got two new jobs. I was supposed to clean the Starbucks at night and work at the Jiffy Lube during the day. I got drunk the other night and woke up really late. I thought it was the morning and went to the wrong dam job.
Then my old lady shows up at the Jibby Lube and starts throwing **** everywhere. I jumped in a customers car and drove-off to git away, but the dumbass wurking on the car was not don't yet and had not put the oil plug back in. I got a few miles away when the motor quit.
Anyone know how much a motor cost on a G35?
Turns out the guy who owned the car is a friggin judge. Same dam a-hole that threw me in the clink for two nights for gitting ina fight at church.
Now I am back hiding at the coffee shop. I can't believe people pay $5.00 for this ****, but at least the internet is free.
#48
11-01-2007, 09:11 PM
yep...too damn over the top to possibly be on the level...lol....
then the daggone space aline came down and said to him...git your durn hands offa my woman...so he grabbed a shotgun and let that sonbitch take a load a buckshot....before president bush came along and made em stop
way over the top
then the daggone space aline came down and said to him...git your durn hands offa my woman...so he grabbed a shotgun and let that sonbitch take a load a buckshot....before president bush came along and made em stop
way over the top
Last edited by StreetRacer; 11-01-2007 at 09:14 PM.
#50
11-01-2007, 09:25 PM
#56
11-02-2007, 03:42 PM
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Marvin's Trailer Park, Show-me State
Posts: 56
Think of what? My old-lady says "Bob, you never dam think before you talk". I'm like "you best be glad that I don't or else I would not have said I do to the preacher when we got hitched".
#57
11-09-2007, 03:26 AM
my idiot wife is chasing after me with a dam baseball bat as I am backin out of the freaking driveway. Turns out she found out I onced slept with her sister before we got hitched.
I am like "God Dam it is just your half sister anyway!". But you knowed how crazy women can be. The old bag smashed my head light with the bat on my 1974 Mustang. I was so pissed I backed up over a stump and tore the rear suspension out.
I am like "God Dam it is just your half sister anyway!". But you knowed how crazy women can be. The old bag smashed my head light with the bat on my 1974 Mustang. I was so pissed I backed up over a stump and tore the rear suspension out.
