Stupid wife

Bob · 10-27-2007, 02:23 PM

my idiot wife is chasing after me with a dam baseball bat as I am backin out of the freaking driveway. Turns out she found out I onced slept with her sister before we got hitched.

I am like "God Dam it is just your half sister anyway!". But you knowed how crazy women can be. The old bag smashed my head light with the bat on my 1974 Mustang. I was so pissed I backed up over a stump and tore the rear suspension out.

I have some parts from a old JD tractor and was wondering if I could get them to work. Anyone know if I can rig sompting up?

3.8for the win · 10-27-2007, 02:29 PM

bat + women = owned

Stan · 10-27-2007, 04:52 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!! Stump > Car

'02SilverBullet · 10-28-2007, 10:19 AM

LOL yup.... before she found that out you shoulda took a moment with a TWIX to think about a good response. I found out long ago that when wemen ask a question, just say..... "Your Pretty"! When they ask again give em the same... "Your Pretty"! LOL

mpt_1962 · 10-28-2007, 11:25 AM

sounds like a jerry episode...i doubt tractor suspension would work on a mustang.

Bob · 10-28-2007, 11:38 AM

So she is back at it. I had to sleep with the dog last night in the mustang. I found a rear end from an escort that I am going to stick in the back today. I also found out that diesel don't work in the Mustang. The stupid thing smoked and I could not get the motor to shut off without yanking on the fuel line hose.

v6'stang · 10-28-2007, 11:44 AM

dude, ya can always find another wife, but a damn headlight on a 1974 cobra. wtf. oh and who was the snitch that told her? and did u or her put diesel in the car?

Bob · 10-28-2007, 12:08 PM

The front grill on the car is from a Chevette so I might be able to find sumpting.

My old lady found out from her dam sister. I think she done told her. She got pissed because my wife slept with her husband so she wanted to get back at her.

I had some old diesel in my JD so I wanted to use it up. It is kind of cool because the car smoked so dam much that all the skunks and rats ran out from under the trailer.

zigzagg321 · 10-28-2007, 01:22 PM

hmmm...

krazypony · 10-29-2007, 05:31 AM

JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!!

00blkstanggt · 10-29-2007, 09:34 AM

I don't think I would really care about a 74 mustang. Aren't they ugly as hell anyways. haha

zigzagg321 · 10-29-2007, 10:42 AM

Bob r u for real man? cause I doubt it...this all seems a bit too over the top to be more than a prank story.

StreetRacer · 10-29-2007, 11:43 AM

so true....i say yuck to a mustang2 with a chevelle grille...and damned if he doesnt sound just like one of my uncles from the rocky mountains trailer park...but i agree with ziggy...stories too over the top and no guy is dumb enough to try and stay home after he admits he slept with his wifes sister...

3.8for the win · 10-29-2007, 11:59 AM

WaterDR · 10-29-2007, 12:21 PM

This is a pix of Bob and his so, called wife.

http://mustangboards.com/attachments...edding1_sm.jpg

3.8for the win · 10-29-2007, 12:25 PM

that looks really photoshoped.

01GTBlown · 10-29-2007, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WaterDR

This is a pix of Bob and his so, called wife.

http://mustangboards.com/attachments...edding1_sm.jpg

lmao, that there is some rednecks!

White04GT · 10-29-2007, 01:19 PM

I'd Smash.

01GTBlown · 10-29-2007, 01:49 PM

Boy she's got a perty mouf

*4.6 Love* · 10-29-2007, 02:22 PM

Bob, man long time no see. How have you been? I think everybody here missed you...

Bob · 10-29-2007, 04:43 PM

Yo migs, what the hell?

Yeah, been gone a while. My old 486 computer finally broke-dick so I could not get on line. Also, they arrested the dumb-ass in the trailer next to me that I was stealin the internet from. Turns out he is famous. You can see him on "to catch a predetor" or somethign like that. I guess he was making a movie or somptin but the cops arrested him for it.

I be working two jobs now, so I have lots of scoots. I work at a Jiffy Lube during the day and clean a Starbucks at night. Best of all, I get free coffee and free internet.

SnTBakosFinest · 10-29-2007, 05:56 PM

...Bob really concerns me.

3.8for the win · 10-29-2007, 07:15 PM

+1 i find him creepy.

*4.6 Love* · 10-30-2007, 11:34 AM

Glad everything is okay with you man. Last I heard you were in europe or something...good looking out b.o.b...

StormsGT · 10-30-2007, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WaterDR

10-27-2007, 02:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bob Bad Motherfawker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Marvin's Trailer Park, Show-me State Posts: 56	Stupid wife my idiot wife is chasing after me with a dam baseball bat as I am backin out of the freaking driveway. Turns out she found out I onced slept with her sister before we got hitched. I am like "God Dam it is just your half sister anyway!". But you knowed how crazy women can be. The old bag smashed my head light with the bat on my 1974 Mustang. I was so pissed I backed up over a stump and tore the rear suspension out. I have some parts from a old JD tractor and was wondering if I could get them to work. Anyone know if I can rig sompting up? __________________ I knows everything. Been around cars and the track my whole life. My momma and pops made me in a car and I was born in a car. My current project is a 1974 King Cobra...it's bad. I am just to be here where I can be of such great help.

10-27-2007, 04:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
Stan Beantown Stang Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 1,305	LOL!!!!!!!!! Stump > Car __________________ 2002 Black Mustang GT 5 speed Mods BORLA Stingers SLP Catted-X MGW Shifter Mach 1 Grill Delete/Chin Spoiler Chrome 03 Cobra's 17x9 H&R Supersports Waiting to install Vortech Supercharger 4.10's FOR SALE!! SLP LM1 Catback, Magnaflow O/R X PM ME!

10-28-2007, 10:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
'02SilverBullet Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 428	LOL yup.... before she found that out you shoulda took a moment with a TWIX to think about a good response. I found out long ago that when wemen ask a question, just say..... "Your Pretty"! When they ask again give em the same... "Your Pretty"! LOL __________________

10-28-2007, 11:38 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bob Bad Motherfawker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Marvin's Trailer Park, Show-me State Posts: 56	So she is back at it. I had to sleep with the dog last night in the mustang. I found a rear end from an escort that I am going to stick in the back today. I also found out that diesel don't work in the Mustang. The stupid thing smoked and I could not get the motor to shut off without yanking on the fuel line hose. __________________ I knows everything. Been around cars and the track my whole life. My momma and pops made me in a car and I was born in a car. My current project is a 1974 King Cobra...it's bad. I am just to be here where I can be of such great help.

10-28-2007, 11:44 AM	#7 (permalink)
v6'stang Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: FL Posts: 936	dude, ya can always find another wife, but a damn headlight on a 1974 cobra. wtf. oh and who was the snitch that told her? and did u or her put diesel in the car? __________________ Mods: 17x9 black cobra wheels, BBK CAI, tru dual flowmasters, sct 4bank elim. chip, motive 3.73's, frpp t-lok. ...and the list grows.

10-28-2007, 11:25 AM	#5 (permalink)
mpt_1962 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Twentynine Palms, CA Posts: 816	sounds like a jerry episode...i doubt tractor suspension would work on a mustang.

10-28-2007, 12:08 PM	#8 (permalink)
Bob Bad Motherfawker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Marvin's Trailer Park, Show-me State Posts: 56	The front grill on the car is from a Chevette so I might be able to find sumpting. My old lady found out from her dam sister. I think she done told her. She got pissed because my wife slept with her husband so she wanted to get back at her. I had some old diesel in my JD so I wanted to use it up. It is kind of cool because the car smoked so dam much that all the skunks and rats ran out from under the trailer. __________________ I knows everything. Been around cars and the track my whole life. My momma and pops made me in a car and I was born in a car. My current project is a 1974 King Cobra...it's bad. I am just to be here where I can be of such great help.

10-28-2007, 01:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
zigzagg321 yup. Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: OH Posts: 6,667	hmmm... __________________ image courtesy of wnracing /\/\FOR SALE/\/\

10-29-2007, 05:31 AM	#10 (permalink)
krazypony Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Liberty, SC Posts: 903	JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!! __________________

10-29-2007, 09:34 AM	#11 (permalink)
00blkstanggt Hot, Nasty, Bad ass speed Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Livermore, Ca Posts: 1,748	I don't think I would really care about a 74 mustang. Aren't they ugly as hell anyways. haha __________________ Sound clip of my car http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-MhgSI-owQ

10-29-2007, 10:42 AM	#12 (permalink)
zigzagg321 yup. Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: OH Posts: 6,667	Bob r u for real man? cause I doubt it...this all seems a bit too over the top to be more than a prank story. __________________ image courtesy of wnracing /\/\FOR SALE/\/\

10-29-2007, 11:43 AM	#13 (permalink)
StreetRacer Banned Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,639	so true....i say yuck to a mustang2 with a chevelle grille...and damned if he doesnt sound just like one of my uncles from the rocky mountains trailer park...but i agree with ziggy...stories too over the top and no guy is dumb enough to try and stay home after he admits he slept with his wifes sister...

10-29-2007, 12:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
WaterDR Administrator Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 6,374	This is a pix of Bob and his so, called wife. http://mustangboards.com/attachments...edding1_sm.jpg __________________ Black 2000 GT Vert: Novi-2000 with Intercooler (375rwhp @ 9 psi); Tune by Kauffmans; Roush 380R Body kit; Steeda Subframes; Steeda Strut Tower Support; Deep Dish Bullets; FRPP 4:10's; SCT 4 Position Chip with four custom tunes; Steeda CAI; C&L Pleum; BBK 75 TB; SLP Loudmouth; SLP Catted X-Pipe; Bullitt Suspension; UPR Conrol Arms; Focus Fuel Pump My Car My Email

10-29-2007, 01:19 PM	#18 (permalink)
White04GT Procharged Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Kingwood, Tx. Posts: 1,021	I'd Smash. __________________ 2004 White GT just another Procharged GT. 401rwhp/407rwtq 8#'s in hot texas summer heat, built auto transmission.

10-29-2007, 02:22 PM	#20 (permalink)
4.6 Love Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Mexico Posts: 6,154	Bob, man long time no see. How have you been? I think everybody here missed you... __________________ Go Cowboys! X pipe and flows

10-29-2007, 04:43 PM	#21 (permalink)
Bob Bad Motherfawker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Marvin's Trailer Park, Show-me State Posts: 56	Yo migs, what the hell? Yeah, been gone a while. My old 486 computer finally broke-dick so I could not get on line. Also, they arrested the dumb-ass in the trailer next to me that I was stealin the internet from. Turns out he is famous. You can see him on "to catch a predetor" or somethign like that. I guess he was making a movie or somptin but the cops arrested him for it. I be working two jobs now, so I have lots of scoots. I work at a Jiffy Lube during the day and clean a Starbucks at night. Best of all, I get free coffee and free internet. __________________ I knows everything. Been around cars and the track my whole life. My momma and pops made me in a car and I was born in a car. My current project is a 1974 King Cobra...it's bad. I am just to be here where I can be of such great help.

10-29-2007, 05:56 PM	#22 (permalink)
SnTBakosFinest Nitrous Injected 3.8 Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,642	...Bob really concerns me.

10-30-2007, 11:34 AM	#24 (permalink)
4.6 Love Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Mexico Posts: 6,154	Glad everything is okay with you man. Last I heard you were in europe or something...good looking out b.o.b... __________________ Go Cowboys! X pipe and flows