North Carolina people
#2
06-29-2007, 09:23 AM
...watch out drivin...front of my car gets all nasty with bugs just drivin 20 miles an hour down there...find yourself a nice farm girl...when i'm down there thats what i cruise for
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07-01-2007, 06:38 AM
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#5
07-01-2007, 08:55 AM
If you go any further south and people hear ya gigglin like a little girl yer likely ta get cha *** beaten
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07-01-2007, 08:57 AM
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>>> A North Carolina redneck passed Away and left his entire estate in
>>> Trust for his beloved widow.
>>> However, she can't touch it until she turns 14.
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>>> Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more.
>>> They were Told 17 and under are not admitted.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> The minimum drinking age in West virginia has been raised to 32.
>>> It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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>>> In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries.
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>>> How can you tell if a West Virginia Redneck is married?
>>> There's dried tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
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>>> Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery.
>>> The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> Recently, the Governor's Mansion In Little Rock burned down.
>>> In fact, it took out the whole trailer park.
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>>> The best thing to ever come out Of Arkansas is Interstate 40.
>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>> An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup truck.
>>> He asked the driver, "Got any ID?"
>>> The driver said, "Bout what?"
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#9
07-01-2007, 02:18 PM
Im on vacation in Boone, NC right now i got here yesterday. Whats worse is the freaking people on the highway all the way here from Orlando made a 9 hour trip into almost 11 hours because apparently its cool to do 65 on the highway in both lanes.
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07-01-2007, 03:07 PM
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#11
07-01-2007, 06:12 PM
lol oh im sure you deal with it all the time in the truck. Who the **** does 65 in the left lane?
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