Joke of the Day...Pres Bush.

jjtgiants · 05-29-2007, 02:49 PM

George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies.

He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I am going to do. I've got 3 people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves".

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy in a large pool of water. Kennedy kept resurfacing over and over and over, for air. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All Blair did was swing the hammer, time after time, and more rocks appeared. "No!" Bush said. "I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!"

The devil opened a third door, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said. "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said…
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"Monica, you're free to go!"

05-29-2007, 03:04 PM

00blkstanggt · 05-29-2007, 04:51 PM

ha ha ha, thats some good stuff.

Stan · 05-29-2007, 04:55 PM

haha, good one..

razorjr07 · 05-29-2007, 06:21 PM

lmao hed probably enjoy that too much

theponyfactor · 05-29-2007, 08:05 PM

haha for some reason i didnt see that coming

StormsGT · 05-30-2007, 02:45 AM

Monica? I'm betting that was you.....lol

jjtgiants · 05-30-2007, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by StormsGT

Monica? I'm betting that was you.....lol

oh come on, you can do better than that.

Codiddy · 05-30-2007, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StormsGT

Monica? I'm betting that was you.....lol

lame dude. Seriously lame

mustangvsix · 05-30-2007, 10:30 PM

an old'ie with a new twist still funny.

mcmmotorsports · 06-01-2007, 03:13 PM

05-29-2007, 02:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
jjtgiants jjtgiants Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dublin, CA Posts: 3,762	Joke of the Day...Pres Bush. George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I am going to do. I've got 3 people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves". George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy in a large pool of water. Kennedy kept resurfacing over and over and over, for air. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All Blair did was swing the hammer, time after time, and more rocks appeared. "No!" Bush said. "I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" The devil opened a third door, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said. "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said… . . . . "Monica, you're free to go!"

05-29-2007, 03:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
zigzaggthefag321 Posts: n/a	lol.

05-29-2007, 04:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
00blkstanggt Hot, Nasty, Bad ass speed Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Livermore, Ca Posts: 1,748	ha ha ha, thats some good stuff. __________________ Sound clip of my car http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-MhgSI-owQ

05-29-2007, 04:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
Stan Beantown Stang Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 1,305	haha, good one.. __________________ 2002 Black Mustang GT 5 speed Mods BORLA Stingers SLP Catted-X MGW Shifter Mach 1 Grill Delete/Chin Spoiler Chrome 03 Cobra's 17x9 H&R Supersports Waiting to install Vortech Supercharger 4.10's FOR SALE!! SLP LM1 Catback, Magnaflow O/R X PM ME!

05-29-2007, 08:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
theponyfactor Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 739	haha for some reason i didnt see that coming __________________ 1995 3.8L Ford Mustang Chrome 17" fr500s//Mac Y-Pipe Exhaust//SS Bumper Inserts//H&R Sport Springs//Mach 1 Takeoff Shocks & Struts//MM C/C Plates//Very Slow

05-30-2007, 02:45 AM	#7 (permalink)
StormsGT 1320 Number of the beast Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Hope IN Posts: 1,161	Monica? I'm betting that was you.....lol __________________ [IMG]StormsGT, Should be stormscobra now. #3216 BBK Cold air kit, BBK underdrives, Steeda sub frame connectors,BBK progressive springs,Hurst billet plus shifter,Auto meter shift light,Steeda UCA'sand Lakewood LCA's BBK 62mm T.B.17X9 With 255/40sumitomo HTR Z's,17X10.5 with 315/35 sumitomo HTR Z's or 315/35 BFG G-Force DR's depends on the time of year.Dr. Gas O/R X-pipe and 2 1/2" Flow's with Flowmaster 40's and dumps.FRPP 4.10's.The other toy is a 72' Nova. Small block,4-speed & 10 bolt

05-30-2007, 10:30 PM	#10 (permalink)
mustangvsix 4 point 6 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Flagstaff, Az / Los Alamos, NM Posts: 2,440	an old'ie with a new twist still funny. __________________ 2001 True Blue Cobra Convertible 1 of 292 #935 built on 4/20/01

06-01-2007, 03:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
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