Joke of the Day...Pres Bush.
George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies.
He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I am going to do. I've got 3 people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves". George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy in a large pool of water. Kennedy kept resurfacing over and over and over, for air. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All Blair did was swing the hammer, time after time, and more rocks appeared. "No!" Bush said. "I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" The devil opened a third door, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said. "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said… . . . . "Monica, you're free to go!" |
lol.
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ha ha ha, thats some good stuff.
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haha, good one..
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lmao hed probably enjoy that too much
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haha for some reason i didnt see that coming
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Monica? I'm betting that was you.....lol
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Originally Posted by StormsGT
(Post 265635)
Monica? I'm betting that was you.....lol
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Originally Posted by StormsGT
(Post 265635)
Monica? I'm betting that was you.....lol
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an old'ie with a new twist still funny.
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