foncarelli

A member on another forum made this up. It might come in handy.

These are rules for all you guys trying to find a good girl to date, if you abide by these rules you should end up with a winner.

RULE:

1. Never date a girl who has more guy friends then you do.

2. Never date a girl who has dated or slept with 2 or more of your friends.

3. Never date a girl who tells you to shushhh when some guy calls her on her cell, it's guaranteed that when you call her she is telling him the same thing.

4. Any girl who spends the night with you and recieves more then 3 phone calls after 2am is someone elses booty call girl. If its her girls calling she will always pick up to tell them she is okay.

5. Never date a girl who you meet at a club......... guys break this rule many times over.. remember if you meet her in a club you will lose her to the club.

6. Never date a girl who knows 70% of the people in the bar/club.
REFER TO RULE 5.

7. Never date a girl who refers to her guy friends as her "Older brothers" more then likely these guys are your competiton and have the upper hand on you already.

8. Never date a girl who tells you its girls night out almost every weekend, this translates to "your good enough for me in private but not in public or with my friends" she is most likely scoping out potential mates and you would just end up cock blocking her by tagging along. If she really likes you she will include you in all activities.

9. Never date a girl who says "my exbf this, my exbf that, my exbf bought this" your just a temporary toy so she can vent too until her exbf comes back

10. For gods sake dont EVER EVER EVER date a girl who sleeps with you on the first date....... you could be 1 of 20 guys she did it with that month. Once a hooker always a hooker, attention whores are bitches and ****ing every guy she meets makes her feel good, a good girl has more respect for herself.


Note: If your just out for a booty call then these top 10 rules are void!

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theponyfactor

wow number 1 is soooooo true....at least it was for me

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foncarelli

I thought this was a pretty good list for you young guys. I dont have to worry about this stuff because my pimp hand is strong. lol. Actually, that translates to: I am happily married.

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red281gt

well thats good to hear! Shoot my gf and i are basically married i can deffentaly see her and i getting married an a few years. damn i love that girl.

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Jack The Ripper

Wow. I read through that and not a single one of those apply to my girl!

JACKS GIRL FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stan

haha, rule number #9 sounds familiar too me! damn ex's!

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GREG@SN95

that leaves 5% of the girls in the USA

Mossberg

You surrendered too.


I miss my player card.

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vodad

#1 was why my first marriage did not work, damn slut.

You know, I am the only guy I know who's kids have a dead beat mom.

Thank god for good second wifes.

foncarelli

Its all good. We all make mistakes. Glad you didnt let your first marriage make you think all women are like that. It just would have been hard for me to re-marry after some shit like that.

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vodad

No worries really, the kids would prefer to hang out with their step mom over their mom anyway, they do not let her attend any of their school stuff.

Some days it is kind of funny, I have to yell at the 15 year old boy, cause he keeps calling his mom "the S word". He refuses to go around her when her boyfriend is around (He can see her alot lately, since the guy is in jail right now) she picks some real winners sometimes.

But the new wifes makes everything okay. going on 9 years with her and another kid on the way. (that will make 5, I know, what am I thinking, but they are all great kids)