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10-16-2006, 03:37 AM
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One Bad Mother Trucker
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Eastern, NC
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Joke of the Day, 10/16/06
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband, a divorce lawyer, suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice, "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 miles per hour. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. The husband confidently says, "I want the house." The wife knows he has the skill to get the upper hand in a divorce proceeding. Up to 60. "I want the car, too," he continues. 65 miles per hour. "And," he says, "I want the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat." The car veers towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes the husband nervous, so he asks her: "Is there anything you want?" The wife at last replies, in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says. "Oh, really?" he says with derision. "So what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 65 miles per hour, the wife turns to him and smiles and says: "The airbag."
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10-16-2006, 03:47 AM
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What a bitch, he probably bought all that shit anyway...
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10-16-2006, 11:17 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
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lmao
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10-16-2006, 11:19 AM
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Win it or wreck it
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: My Heart is in Ohio
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funny funny
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10-16-2006, 12:28 PM
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Traitor...lol
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Lexington, SC
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LOL cold.
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10-16-2006, 05:48 PM
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In heven there is no beer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Burlington, Iowa
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Old and a repost, but i still lol'd
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10-16-2006, 05:50 PM
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Beantown Stang
Join Date: Dec 2005
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ya damn golddiggers! funny joke though 
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