foncarelli

The Purina diet

I used to have a Pitbull & I was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog(?). On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,
but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it
was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your
pance pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel
hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story particularly a tall, hispanic guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been sitting in
the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the hispanic guy was going to have to stagger out the door.

Lances03SVT

LMAO Good one!!!!

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matrixpuba

haha i cant stop laughing lol

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tennstang

Thanks. After working almost 12 hrs today (supposed to be Off today), this was just perfect. funny sh!t!

zigzaggthefag321

ok, if you actually said and did all of that then----->

lmao.