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Old 07-06-2006, 10:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default So, this guy goes into a strip club...

Gets a nice seat and orders a drink. Then out comes the first dancer. As she starts to take off her top, another guy behind him, starts yelling, "Yeah! Take it off baby! Show me them titties!", and so on. Then she starts to take off her bottoms, and now the second guy really goes crazy, yelling a little louder and getting a little more graphic. Then when the dancer is completely nude and starts "showing off" the second guy goes off the deep end, yelling even louder and being obscene enough to make a sailor cringe.

Finally, the first guy turns around and tells the other man to shut up and quit being so obnoxious. Of course, as the second dancer comes out, he continues, until again the first guy turns around to tell him to stfu. This goes on for a couple more dancers until about the 5th one comes out. The guy starts out a little loud, but not bad. As the dancer gets completely naked, there's an obvious lack of noise coming from behind the first man. Turning aroud he asks the second guy, "Well, c',mon man, where's all your enthusiasm now?"

Getting up to leave, the second man replies, "All over your back.", and walks out.
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Old 07-06-2006, 11:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That's nasty. But very funny. :clap:
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Old 07-06-2006, 11:52 AM   #3 (permalink)
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was not expecting that ending but funny anyway
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Sick, but funny.
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Old 07-06-2006, 01:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2006, 01:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2006, 01:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahahaha lol, I liked it!
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Old 07-06-2006, 04:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2006, 05:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i saw this on another forum the other day and had to post it
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Old 07-06-2006, 10:10 PM   #11 (permalink)
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