Rice Racing Excuses:

Rabbit · 03-28-2006, 09:29 AM

[ Ricer Racing Excuses]

1. But you have 4 cylinders more than me!

2. Boost isn't working properly.

3. Its not tuned to race.

4. My oversized tacho doesn't work so I can't change properly.

5. I wasn't concentrating I was comparing Milo tin exhausts on that Excel across the road.

6. It's my sisters car and she wont let me race (but I would beat you anyway)

7. My G-Tech says my 2.0L Prelude DOHC runs 11.7 so it's not worth running you.

8. Its too hot - the intercooler won't work efficiently.

9. Oh you were racing?

10. Mum thought my Swift was a safer car.

11. My NISMO sticker fell off my window automatic 50rwkw loss

12. My aftermarket 24 inch wheels won't let me go over 3500rpm

13. My 15 year old Girlfriend doesn't like me racing.

14. I can't my mum is in the car.

15. I just got my P's so I don't want to lose my licence.

16. I don't race SS's you might be a cop.

17. The canary for my neons makes me slower.

18. My blue light cluster blinded me so I missed a gear (in an auto Lancer).

19. Its a cruiser not a racer...

20. Its only a 4cyl but I brag that I beat 6's like 202's

21. These 19 inch rims on my Lancer a too expensive.

22. My 4 15inch subs are too loud couldn't hear you take off.

23 My front mount isn't positioned right.

24. My homemade induction is blocked

25. When I get a tune I will run 11's

26. My Lancer is speed limited to 60km/h

27. My Big fog lights weigh the car down too much.

28. I was running low boost.

29. But my mum said it was quick.

30. But you have 3.7L more than me.

31. My FWD LSD was playing up.

32. I missed 2nd gear (in an Auto).

33. I need another gauge then I will be faster.

34. My Alternator is playing up so I've lost power

35. But Habib said my Mirage has 270rwhp.

36. I missed timed the push button for my NOS.

37. But my 4 15inch sub magnets, the 6x9's and the 50 amps in my car slow me down.

38. I didn't know you had gone all I could see was a cloud of smoke.

39. I don't have the tools to take my headlight out.

40. My sister's cat keeps climbing in the exhaust.

fiveOHkilla · 03-28-2006, 09:31 AM

#41 Oh my ugly black pos GT with aftermarket rims is just slower than a v6 with NOS. my bad!

03-28-2006, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fiveOHkilla

#41 Oh my ugly black pos GT with aftermarket rims is just slower than a v6 with NOS. my bad!

you wish

fiveOHkilla · 03-28-2006, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GREG@94GT

you wish

dude im serious. just watch 2fast2furiuous. the guy with the skyline with nos beat those punk muscle cars. its a proven fact

theres no replacement for displacement. but theres also no replacement for NOS:loser:

Rabbit · 03-28-2006, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fiveOHkilla

#41 Oh my ugly black pos GT with aftermarket rims is just slower than a v6 with NOS. my bad!

Modified *cough*honda*coughFiberglass Hood: $3.95

15" Chrome Hub caps: $6.50 (K-mart was having a blue light special)

100 shot of nitrous: FREEBIE (stolen from dentist office, used old water hose from the barn to transmit the "NOS")

Realizing that the 18 wheeler that hauled your house from the sale lot to the location it's in now got there quicker than you.......Pricless.

To some people Mustangs are a lifestyle....to others they're......well.....they're just this:

Rabbit · 03-28-2006, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fiveOHkilla

NOS

100% proven fact you are a ricer. All nitrous is not considered NOS!

I gotta call

on this person.....this has got to be an alter of someone on this board! NO one is this bad!

03-28-2006, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fiveOHkilla

dude im serious. just watch 2fast2furiuous. the guy with the skyline with nos beat those punk muscle cars. its a proven fact

theres no replacement for displacement. but theres also no replacement for NOS:loser:

ha ha ha ha ha... thats MY NEW SIG!!!!!!!!!!!!

2FAST2FURIOUS... yer a fag... learn a thing or 2 about cars...

oh yeh... thats like thinkin that all the **** from starwars can be done... retard

fiveOHkilla · 03-28-2006, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rabbit

100% proven fact you are a ricer. All nitrous is not considered NOS!

I gotta call

on this person.....this has got to be an alter of someone on this board! NO one is this bad!

trust me bro. when i get home from school(lunch break is almost over) ill take a pic next to my car just so you sissies will shut up. dont be mad that a car that u say is ugly can also beat you in the 1/4 mile.

03-28-2006, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fiveOHkilla

trust me bro. when i get home from school(lunch break is almost over) ill take a pic next to my car just so you sissies will shut up. dont be mad that a car that u say is ugly can also beat you in the 1/4 mile.

no you cant :loser:

Rabbit · 03-28-2006, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fiveOHkilla

trust me bro. when i get home from school(lunch break is almost over) ill take a pic next to my car just so you sissies will shut up. dont be mad that a car that u say is ugly can also beat you in the 1/4 mile.

hey bro, yo dey iz dis dude here named Dom, he's got this lil V6 stang. HE thinks he's all bad 'n shiznit. You should set up a race wit him. He'll even put money on it, yo up to how ever much you want to put up. You would smoke him with your 100 shot for real!

fo-shizzle, my rizzle dizzle nizzle!

fiveOHkilla · 03-28-2006, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rabbit

hey bro, yo dey iz dis dude here named Dom, he's got this lil V6 stang. HE thinks he's all bad 'n shiznit. You should set up a race wit him. He'll even put money on it, yo up to how ever much you want to put up. You would smoke him with your 100 shot for real!

fo-shizzle, my rizzle dizzle nizzle!

tru thanks. ill keep my eye out

03-28-2006, 09:57 AM

this kid is so dumb...

dsdaddy · 03-28-2006, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rabbit

hey bro, yo dey iz dis dude here named Dom, he's got this lil V6 stang. HE thinks he's all bad 'n shiznit. You should set up a race wit him. He'll even put money on it, yo up to how ever much you want to put up. You would smoke him with your 100 shot for real!

fo-shizzle, my rizzle dizzle nizzle!

Damn, Rabbit...

Grimmz · 03-28-2006, 10:05 AM

LMAO bro, my 6er looks better then that riced out **** and cost me less... if you really wana tlak about nitrous, a 100 shot with full bolt ons and gears will only get a V6 into the mid 13's... thats with an AUto...

now tell me you got engine work and a TT and all that other ****...wait we know you don't cuz one you can't scoop air fromthat hood into any turbo applications...

and 2... i wana see this pic to prove you actually have the car, cuz i think your full of it...

Grimmz · 03-28-2006, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rabbit

hey bro, yo dey iz dis dude here named Dom, he's got this lil V6 stang. HE thinks he's all bad 'n shiznit. You should set up a race wit him. He'll even put money on it, yo up to how ever much you want to put up. You would smoke him with your 100 shot for real!

fo-shizzle, my rizzle dizzle nizzle!

LoL, your an ass bro, I'd race Dom... YEAH THATS RIGHT DOM I'M CALLIN YOU OUT... We'll Race from my room to the kitchen LOl... JACKASS!...

Red99GT · 03-28-2006, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rabbit

I gotta call

on this person.....this has got to be an alter of someone on this board! NO one is this bad!

i agree...

FritoBandito · 03-28-2006, 10:40 AM

I don't know why, but I think its greg or springs. We'll know when we see the pics of him standing next to the car, 10 bux says it'll be either a fat kid or a guy with a mullet -j/p

Grimmz · 03-28-2006, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FritoBandito

I don't know why, but I think its greg or springs. We'll know when we see the pics of him standing next to the car, 10 bux says it'll be either a fat kid or a guy with a mullet -j/p

LMAO good call...

xpaeanx · 03-29-2006, 08:39 AM

so where are the pix? I have to see them.... I need a good laugh.....

Grimmz · 03-29-2006, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xpaeanx

so where are the pix? I have to see them.... I need a good laugh.....

just imagin a mullet in a flanel jacket flowin outa a blue stang...lol that should be close enough...

03-29-2006, 11:42 AM

wow... ya'll think this is me?
lmao...have an admin check his ip...
lol
LANCE

smedly · 03-29-2006, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GREG@94GT

thats like thinkin that all the **** from starwars can be done... retard

you mean it can't!!

*ends self*

03-28-2006, 09:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
Rabbit Cops Love Me! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Winder, GA Posts: 1,491	Rice Racing Excuses: [ Ricer Racing Excuses] 1. But you have 4 cylinders more than me! 2. Boost isn't working properly. 3. Its not tuned to race. 4. My oversized tacho doesn't work so I can't change properly. 5. I wasn't concentrating I was comparing Milo tin exhausts on that Excel across the road. 6. It's my sisters car and she wont let me race (but I would beat you anyway) 7. My G-Tech says my 2.0L Prelude DOHC runs 11.7 so it's not worth running you. 8. Its too hot - the intercooler won't work efficiently. 9. Oh you were racing? 10. Mum thought my Swift was a safer car. 11. My NISMO sticker fell off my window automatic 50rwkw loss 12. My aftermarket 24 inch wheels won't let me go over 3500rpm 13. My 15 year old Girlfriend doesn't like me racing. 14. I can't my mum is in the car. 15. I just got my P's so I don't want to lose my licence. 16. I don't race SS's you might be a cop. 17. The canary for my neons makes me slower. 18. My blue light cluster blinded me so I missed a gear (in an auto Lancer). 19. Its a cruiser not a racer... 20. Its only a 4cyl but I brag that I beat 6's like 202's 21. These 19 inch rims on my Lancer a too expensive. 22. My 4 15inch subs are too loud couldn't hear you take off. 23 My front mount isn't positioned right. 24. My homemade induction is blocked 25. When I get a tune I will run 11's 26. My Lancer is speed limited to 60km/h 27. My Big fog lights weigh the car down too much. 28. I was running low boost. 29. But my mum said it was quick. 30. But you have 3.7L more than me. 31. My FWD LSD was playing up. 32. I missed 2nd gear (in an Auto). 33. I need another gauge then I will be faster. 34. My Alternator is playing up so I've lost power 35. But Habib said my Mirage has 270rwhp. 36. I missed timed the push button for my NOS. 37. But my 4 15inch sub magnets, the 6x9's and the 50 amps in my car slow me down. 38. I didn't know you had gone all I could see was a cloud of smoke. 39. I don't have the tools to take my headlight out. 40. My sister's cat keeps climbing in the exhaust. __________________ Preformance: Flows, MAC o/r H, 3.73 Gears, Pro 5.0, JLT RAI,MM SFC, Eibach Sportlines Looks 5% tint, Chopped Antenna (14"), 35th Aniv. Bezel, White Gauges & A/C Panel, Taillight Blackouts, Mach1 Grill Delete, Mach 1 Pedals, 03 Cobras, Chrome Bumper Inserts, FRPP Shift Knob, Skull Emblem Cover

03-28-2006, 10:05 AM	#14 (permalink)
Grimmz Jack Touched Me...I Cried Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Tallahassee, FL/ Gaithersburg, MD Posts: 3,751	LMAO bro, my 6er looks better then that riced out ** and cost me less... if you really wana tlak about nitrous, a 100 shot with full bolt ons and gears will only get a V6 into the mid 13's... thats with an AUto... now tell me you got engine work and a TT and all that other ...wait we know you don't cuz one you can't scoop air fromthat hood into any turbo applications... and 2... i wana see this pic to prove you actually have the car, cuz i think your full of it... __________________ 2003 Manual V6 "ETHEL" My CarDomain::Updated 12/31/05:: Engine Start-Up, Rev,and Walk Around , Drive By 3.8 Mustang Forum Exhaust's DSG Registry #0032 Props to Slither for the Sig!!!**

03-28-2006, 10:40 AM	#17 (permalink)
FritoBandito Married. Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: OK Posts: 1,234	I don't know why, but I think its greg or springs. We'll know when we see the pics of him standing next to the car, 10 bux says it'll be either a fat kid or a guy with a mullet -j/p __________________ 2004 OXFORD GT Parts that matter:K&N,O/R-H,Flow 40's,Xcal2,FRPP 4.10s, Bullitt Susp. kit

03-29-2006, 08:39 AM	#19 (permalink)
xpaeanx Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: EMO, Long Guyland Posts: 124	so where are the pix? I have to see them.... I need a good laugh..... __________________ :stupid:

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03-28-2006, 09:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
fiveOHkilla Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Detroit, I'm gangsta like that Posts: 41	#41 Oh my ugly black pos GT with aftermarket rims is just slower than a v6 with NOS. my bad!

03-28-2006, 09:57 AM	#12 (permalink)
GREG@94GT Posts: n/a	this kid is so dumb...

03-29-2006, 11:42 AM	#21 (permalink)
GREG@94GT Posts: n/a	wow... ya'll think this is me? lmao...have an admin check his ip... lol LANCE

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