Yeah those dodge guys are the worst. Trust me, I live somewhat close to the Chrysler plant where they make the Ram and those idiots are everywhere. 40 something guys with mullets trying to act bad in front of their white trash meth smokin girlfriends. lol... Just try to forget about it dude.

 

im still available for hire

 

you should have kicked him in the ***** pissed on his truck and ran wait wait got in your car and left. might not want to leave your car there

 

you're lucky you're not in jail.

 

ive gotten away with much worse. seems like you almost gotta be brutal these days to protect yourself. esp in the north

 

hmmm, i woulda been like, "OH SH*T a BIRD IN THE SKY" then he looks and id clock the sh*t outta him, kick the door and drive away laughing...

 

thats why i always carry a knife in the driver seat rear pocket.


i don't care if the guy was 50. you shouldn't let someone disrespect you like that man. i don't care how big the guy is, i'm a small guy, only about 5'8'', but i would have socked that guy in the throat and made his girl lick my ***.


self defense.

 

knives hurt

 

the throat punch has saved me in so many fights against big people

 

yeah but down here cops are really not putting up with stuff like that. i know somebody who was in jail for a while for doing something similar to a friend of mine.

 

Here's your problem right there, u don't look like me...I've never been called one but once, and the kid tried tellin everyone he got sunburned or something after his face was all red, swollen and ****...



Come on man, Northern Va, aight u see that guy again, and if i'm back in town Dom and I will come down and handle your light work...

Oh yeah.... "**** YO COUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

nice sandals bro.

 

well here in baltimre it doesnt matter how big you are. battles are fought with weapons.

 

Were you that same guy from Baltimore that said thats where all the ho's were at in dannyb's advice post? :dots:

 

no i said if he came here id get him laid. not saying there are ho's here but there are definetly a lot around...

 

One time.. okay this is a good one now... one time I was up in Northhampton, Massachusettes just dicking around, and this crotch-rocket-cowboy cuts me off at the intersection. (As in its a 2 lane road, and I'm the lead car at the stop line) and when the light turned green he took off from behind me (and with those tints its really hard to see out the side-views while in the shade) and he cut me off... so being a 17 year old male I got all pissed off and started chasing after him. We got to around to some high speeds but it was straight, flat.

The biker was obviously freaking out because I was keeping with him, and I didn't notice that there was his whole posse behind me until I looked in the rear-view.. (like a seen from torque, three bikes in the rearview chasing after you.)

We got to a red-light and the guy was scared ****less, but all of his mexican buddies surrounded my 'stang with their bikes... the bike in front, both sides and behind. He started banging on my window hard (they can't see in with the tints) and I rolled down the window and started being a jackass with him.. he had a deep accent with a helmet on so I kept reving the engine with my finger to my ear saying "What? I can't hear you?!" like in that scene from Top Gun... Thats when he reached into the car and grabed my choke necklass, but I put up my elbow and pushed him off and he went back realitivly easy because I guess he was trying to balance the bike at the same time? Don't really know. Well the light turned green and some other cars had pulled up and were getting a little curious, and they took off giving me the magical bird.

Since then I don't mess with anybody.. like I told to the guys a couple of times I'm just a 17 year old that wants to keep a nice car, so I don't go around proving anything to anybody.

 

dom: I know what you mean.

Grimmz: Holy ****!! I bet no one EVER messes with you. And oh yeah..."**** this couch n*gga!"

 

 

You dirty bad man. Just wrong I tell you, wrong.

 

U Like that bro? LoL, it's a Florida Thang I brought back home...it fits me cuz i'm lazy and puttin on socks sucks...


LoL thnx Shambles Love the font...

 

I try and do my best. Not bad for a quick MSPainting.

 

Some ******* pulled some of the same **** when I was a junior in high school. He stopped in the middle of the street to talk to some skank, so naturally I laid on the horn. This mother****er was a varsity wrestler in the 325+ class. He opened the door of my car and grabbed at me, so I broke his goddamn hand with a tire iron that i kept under my seat at the time. Cops came, I went to police station, he went to hospitol to get his dickskinner fixed. I got in some trouble, but it was worth it man. Dont take **** from people.

 

OMG BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUNNIEST **** EVER!!

 

Damn Grimmz.....do your play freaking linebacker at FSU. The sandals must be a Cali and Florida thing cause people freaking wear them all year round in Cali also.

 

damn straight... i love sandals, thats all i wear.


it was a florida law a couple years back that you could not drive with sandals or barefeet. i am soooooo glad they got rid of that law.

 

must be... im from cali and i wear 'em year round...

 

k , since we are all bein bad asses right now i fu\igure ill share my story...
i used to drive a rediculously large f150 and it had a 7.5 fabtech lift on it all the way u know? bilstien coilovers and what not procomp shoxzors and dual side xhaust...so this kid at a stop light in a RSX type SLow pulls up next to me and starts revin his rice bag...so i popped it in nutral...and luckly his window was down...and i just gave him a good 10 second rev u know just pumpin the damn gas and filling his car with some nice old fumes, immediatly the kid starts choking and wheezing and then i took off with my middle finger in the air.
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