the "ricer" term
 

someone raised the point that the word "ricer" (and rice burner i guess) are out of date...

SO...

lets see who has a better word to describe the asian cars...

And dont bother w/ words like annoying, gay, or stupid because they can be used to describe many other words...

its always going to be riceboy

poopknockers...

or

Pickle Lovers

Ramen Runners?

The Fast and Forgetable?

Bubblegum Rockets? .....Have yer fun then spit em out.

FartCan Flipboys?

4cyl Boeing?

Disposable Drag Racers?

Lame?

did you guys know that rice stands for

R-race
I-inspirec
C-cosmetic
E-enhancements

"the low and the slow"

tin can tools

you get way too into it...

Asians eat rice and make slow cars... so the term rice burner was coined... it happened log ago, way before my life time...

but ya wanna see a maxima get an extra 8 CP (cat power)... go w/ the folders NOT maxwell house and run some of uncle bens special grade formula...

and i guess i'll explain the Cat power... Ever see a stray cat outside a china buffet? that sweet and sour chicken is actually cat...
go get me wrong... chineese food tastes good... even if its cat.

Rice= Rice wine= saki= saki burns as fuel. :cool:

My dad calls em "Turd Rollers"

i always liked "slow piece of ****"

dont knock maximas....the 2002 and up are suprisingly fast and will embarrass a 94

works for me!!!!

They'll always be rice to me. I think I have mentioned this before on here, but I had a friend who got rid of his 96 Z28 for a 2005 Civic Si. I just can't get into it. Not even the WRXs or the Evos. I don't car how fast you can make them. It is still not the same as that American V8 rumble.

I wouldnt mind driving an Evo...

Then again, I like the twisties and the auto-x and rally scenerios :)

and evo i woudl love to own an sti i would not just me though

Out here we can em bubbles bees. Or ricer fart cans. :D :D

Here to get a better idea.

hmmm
 

Rice is still good...

R-Really
I-Idiotic
C-Car
E-Enthusiasts

A slow car is a slow car... I'm not going to disrepect anyone that makes a car fast. Last night at the track I saw a first generation 4wd eclipse run a 10.09...... Nuff said.

the immaturity on this forum is embarassing to the other mustang owners over the age of 17..

Your lack of imagination and "no fun" attitude are embarassing to all of us over 28.

What do you do for fun? compare various dish detergants? organize the out-of-order cards in the dewey decimal system at the local library?

Lighten up and have some fun. You have seen other people have fun right? try to follow thier lead. You'll live longer.

hahaha...


damn message length nazi... cant the quote be counted?

we all know there are no more dewey decimal systems. i have plenty of fun, just not by being a hater. with hate comes jealousy and i dont like to look like the lil 17 yearold pimple face faggots that drive these stock mustangs and think they can beat anyone in the world and make me look like an ass. i guess you just have to live where i do. im sick of all the **** i get around here because of people like you. but its not like my opion is gona change you, so i guess ill let you have your fun...

You say you like to have fun but not being a hater? Listen here lady, you have 6 posts on here and yer already talkin trash to people you dont know. You ARE a hater, not only are you a hater, yer an arrogant prick who thinks his **** dont smell.

Also, im 28,. not 17 so get it straight princess

People here are having a little fun, thats all. If you cant handle it, go cry elsewhere, go hang out with the other dumb doughnuts on SRT4-Mation

This is a good place with good people, if yer gonna come in here and start insulting everyone i think we would all just rather you leave.

As far as living where you do, i dont give 2 craps where you are from, obviously if you are bringing that into play yer not woman enough to handle your neighborhood. Quite frankly, im not interested, so dont bother telling me. Im sure you will get out of yer mothers basement someday.

im sure you are tired of being a pathetic victom in such a hard neighborhood, but coming here and talkin trash aint gonna change that. So knock it off and let people have thier fun.


:D

Im 35 and couldnt have said it better myself...Funny I was thinking the same thing...lol "6" posts...Great minds think alike! :D

this is the best name for them dirty asians

To me, they'll always be Riceboys.

Eww, look at me. I'm 17 and I ride around my *stock* (laughs) mustang and say I can beat everyone on the street. I love making you look like an ass right here, of course.

hmmm all this fighting needs to stop :) but o well, i do drive a STOCK v6 mustang, and i dont think i can beat anyone...except civics...but thats me i guess...

oh and 1 thing i laugh at at some civics or "rice" cars...are the maxwell can size mufflers...

Hmm Imports dont really bother me, what bother's me is people who try to fix up cars that just dont have potential (old civics, eclipse, accords, sentras, etc etc etc). But i kindof like seeing cars like newer s2000's, STI's, 350z, G35, SLK's, Supra TT's, new Altima SE-Rs, that are nice and clean. Because yeah they are newer and actually fast straight from the dealer. I seriously wouldn't mind owning a G35 or a 350z.

Wait, the dewey decimal system is no more? That's not good.

ya i dont mind some jap cars. They dont bother me its the plastic garbage they glue on to them. Plus the giant wings, coffee can exhaust etc... The worst are the guys who put on a body kit then dont paint it to match their car. But sure if the car is tastefully modded then i dont mind at all.

I hear that. we have all seent he horror pics of that garbage on a mustang as well.

i agree!!!!!!

I like my buddies prelude. It's all black, inside and out. Gun metal 18's. Lowered and body kit Of course it's got the muffler and sounds like a honda but it's real clean very sleek. I can't count how many times I've seen the same car with unpainted body panels and handpainted accents with stickers galore (I'm looking at you step-brother :D ). Not to mention the mentality to race ANYTHING next to them at a stoplight. Those kinds of things is what I would call rice.

this coming from a guy with a b16a motorswap into his stang? (or so im guessing due to the screenname..) he wonders why he gets ****?!

jk man.. dont take it too seriously.

if you like the rally scene then you'd be smarter to get the STi...it's a better breed, and rated higher in Motor Trend...yeah the front grill looks gay for the 06 but the stats are really nice...i'll beat a stock cobra now, and handles better too, more presure on the tail...

Man, I almost feel bad for the ricers, its like, their cars are their everything to them, and they dont even realize that they look gay or anything. I see like 4 every day that just plain need to meet the crusher, its rediculous.

i have seen some decent and even great lookin ricers...

but thats what they are... ricers...

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