the "ricer" term
 

someone raised the point that the word "ricer" (and rice burner i guess) are out of date...

SO...

lets see who has a better word to describe the asian cars...

And dont bother w/ words like annoying, gay, or stupid because they can be used to describe many other words...

its always going to be riceboy

poopknockers...

or

Pickle Lovers

Ramen Runners?

The Fast and Forgetable?

Bubblegum Rockets? .....Have yer fun then spit em out.

FartCan Flipboys?

4cyl Boeing?

Disposable Drag Racers?

Lame?

did you guys know that rice stands for

R-race
I-inspirec
C-cosmetic
E-enhancements

"the low and the slow"

tin can tools

you get way too into it...

Asians eat rice and make slow cars... so the term rice burner was coined... it happened log ago, way before my life time...

but ya wanna see a maxima get an extra 8 CP (cat power)... go w/ the folders NOT maxwell house and run some of uncle bens special grade formula...

and i guess i'll explain the Cat power... Ever see a stray cat outside a china buffet? that sweet and sour chicken is actually cat...
go get me wrong... chineese food tastes good... even if its cat.

Rice= Rice wine= saki= saki burns as fuel. :cool:

My dad calls em "Turd Rollers"

i always liked "slow piece of ****"

dont knock maximas....the 2002 and up are suprisingly fast and will embarrass a 94

works for me!!!!

They'll always be rice to me. I think I have mentioned this before on here, but I had a friend who got rid of his 96 Z28 for a 2005 Civic Si. I just can't get into it. Not even the WRXs or the Evos. I don't car how fast you can make them. It is still not the same as that American V8 rumble.

I wouldnt mind driving an Evo...

Then again, I like the twisties and the auto-x and rally scenerios :)

and evo i woudl love to own an sti i would not just me though

Out here we can em bubbles bees. Or ricer fart cans. :D :D

Here to get a better idea.

hmmm
 

Rice is still good...

R-Really
I-Idiotic
C-Car
E-Enthusiasts

A slow car is a slow car... I'm not going to disrepect anyone that makes a car fast. Last night at the track I saw a first generation 4wd eclipse run a 10.09...... Nuff said.

the immaturity on this forum is embarassing to the other mustang owners over the age of 17..

Your lack of imagination and "no fun" attitude are embarassing to all of us over 28.

What do you do for fun? compare various dish detergants? organize the out-of-order cards in the dewey decimal system at the local library?

Lighten up and have some fun. You have seen other people have fun right? try to follow thier lead. You'll live longer.

hahaha...


damn message length nazi... cant the quote be counted?

we all know there are no more dewey decimal systems. i have plenty of fun, just not by being a hater. with hate comes jealousy and i dont like to look like the lil 17 yearold pimple face faggots that drive these stock mustangs and think they can beat anyone in the world and make me look like an ass. i guess you just have to live where i do. im sick of all the **** i get around here because of people like you. but its not like my opion is gona change you, so i guess ill let you have your fun...

You say you like to have fun but not being a hater? Listen here lady, you have 6 posts on here and yer already talkin trash to people you dont know. You ARE a hater, not only are you a hater, yer an arrogant prick who thinks his **** dont smell.

Also, im 28,. not 17 so get it straight princess

People here are having a little fun, thats all. If you cant handle it, go cry elsewhere, go hang out with the other dumb doughnuts on SRT4-Mation

This is a good place with good people, if yer gonna come in here and start insulting everyone i think we would all just rather you leave.

As far as living where you do, i dont give 2 craps where you are from, obviously if you are bringing that into play yer not woman enough to handle your neighborhood. Quite frankly, im not interested, so dont bother telling me. Im sure you will get out of yer mothers basement someday.

im sure you are tired of being a pathetic victom in such a hard neighborhood, but coming here and talkin trash aint gonna change that. So knock it off and let people have thier fun.


:D

Im 35 and couldnt have said it better myself...Funny I was thinking the same thing...lol "6" posts...Great minds think alike! :D

this is the best name for them dirty asians

To me, they'll always be Riceboys.

Eww, look at me. I'm 17 and I ride around my *stock* (laughs) mustang and say I can beat everyone on the street. I love making you look like an ass right here, of course.

hmmm all this fighting needs to stop :) but o well, i do drive a STOCK v6 mustang, and i dont think i can beat anyone...except civics...but thats me i guess...

oh and 1 thing i laugh at at some civics or "rice" cars...are the maxwell can size mufflers...