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Old 04-04-2011, 04:14 PM
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You know when you try to explain something and it goes terribly wrong... yea that just happened. Like how I do not like one of my significant other's (we aren't dating for several reasons I won't discuss... just leave it at she is going into the peace corps) friends who happens to be a guy because a few coincidences (she always tends to have plans with him when I am either sick or having a really shitty day and want her to help me unwind... she is one of a few people that can actually calm me down the few times I get worked up). She will think instead of explaining why you do not like him, you are telling her she is a bitch.

So I decided, instead of getting a girlfriend or married I am going buy a few hundred acres so I can have a place to hunt and spend money on cars because they are a lot easier to get along with.
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Old 04-04-2011, 04:50 PM
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The peace corps is pretty cool if you're trying to show people that you're a hippie ******.
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Old 04-04-2011, 04:52 PM
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Women have totally fucked my life over. At the minute I`m trying to patch **** up with my wife as I had been ramming some sexy chick from work.
A case of `the little head ruling the big head`. In saying that, me being a dumb bastard I`d probably trip up again. Wanting to jump other chicks is a life long illness I can`t seem to shake. I think I`ll ge de-balled. lol
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Old 04-04-2011, 05:42 PM
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The peace corps is pretty cool if you're trying to show people that you're a hippie ******.
And there is NOTHING worse than a hippie ******.
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Old 04-04-2011, 08:25 PM
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And there is NOTHING worse than a hippie ******.
+1, though she hates hippies.... ironic?

It is just frustrating with how things go great then BAM haha you werent on your toes now you are fucked
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Old 04-04-2011, 09:38 PM
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They way things are currently going for me, I think I was meant to be single.
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Old 04-04-2011, 10:02 PM
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Women have totally fucked my life over. At the minute I`m trying to patch **** up with my wife as I had been ramming some sexy chick from work.
A case of `the little head ruling the big head`. In saying that, me being a dumb bastard I`d probably trip up again. Wanting to jump other chicks is a life long illness I can`t seem to shake. I think I`ll ge de-balled. lol
It doesn't sound like it's the women that have screwed you over...that seems to be your own doing. And if you ask me, you were unfaithful to your wife, so you deserve it. I can't stand cheaters.
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Old 04-04-2011, 11:35 PM
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It doesn't sound like it's the women that have screwed you over...that seems to be your own doing. And if you ask me, you were unfaithful to your wife, so you deserve it. I can't stand cheaters.

and outta nowhere, as usual, its King. lol...
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Old 04-05-2011, 09:55 AM
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Women have totally fucked my life over. At the minute I`m trying to patch **** up with my wife as I had been ramming some sexy chick from work.
A case of `the little head ruling the big head`. In saying that, me being a dumb bastard I`d probably trip up again. Wanting to jump other chicks is a life long illness I can`t seem to shake. I think I`ll ge de-balled. lol
Not to be rude or anything, but what did you think was going to happen when your girlfriend found out?
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I hate cheaters too and I don't understand. If your going to cheat then why even bother wasting your time getting married or even dating?
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Old 04-05-2011, 12:40 PM
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**** me. I`ve joined the `Angels of Ford church` forum. I`m sorry my **** works, I`ll be going to hell now eh? . Everyone perfect on here then? No-one ever made mistakes? I never said I was proud of the fact.
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Old 04-05-2011, 03:45 PM
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I hate cheaters too and I don't understand. If your going to cheat then why even bother wasting your time getting married or even dating?
Because some people just like to ****.
You can still cheat on a girl and have a stronger attraction to her than the girl you're plowing on the side. Thats just how **** works. God damn. Yall act like he cheated on YOUR girls.
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Old 04-05-2011, 04:09 PM
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Old 04-05-2011, 05:23 PM
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So wait, you're giving up girls for cars? Weird. I'd rather have some big ol' ******* in my face than suck on a long tube header.
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Old 04-05-2011, 05:57 PM
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I'd rather have some big ol' ******* in my face than suck on a long tube header.

No way. You`ll burn in hell for that. Especially if you`re involved with another woman.

Infact. Show me a man thats not touched another woman his whole life while he`s been involved with a girl and I`ll show you a ******* liar. Or a ******.
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Old 04-05-2011, 06:40 PM
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No way. You`ll burn in hell for that. Especially if you`re involved with another woman.

Infact. Show me a man thats not touched another woman his whole life while he`s been involved with a girl and I`ll show you a ******* liar. Or a ******.
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Old 04-05-2011, 08:00 PM
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I'm about to head out the door, so I didn't get to read every single comment on this, but I saw you guys mention cheaters, and just thought I would say: I found out 3 days ago that my girlfriend has been cheating on me for a month... and so I told her it was over, and to never talk to me again. In response to that, she tells me I'm full of ****, and that shes glad she did it. (you'll have to take my word for this part: but I never treated her wrong, and was always nice to her)

So... no disrespect to anyone on here, because I don't know any of you personaly... but: I hate cheaters, they disgust me, and deserve to never find happiness. I could litterally go on for hours damning them to the deepest pit of hell, but I gotta go.
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Old 04-05-2011, 08:11 PM
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Infact. Show me a man thats not touched another woman his whole life while he`s been involved with a girl and I`ll show you a ******* liar. Or a ******.
I have never cheated, and I like women...a lot. I am not a liar nor am I lying.

Your theory sucks about as much dick as you do for cheating... on your wife no less.

Now, I dont think you can burn in a place that doesn't exist, so you're safe as far as that goes.

But you are in fact a dousche canoe for cheating on your wife, and you do in fact deserve whatever fucked up drama ensues because of it.

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Old 04-05-2011, 08:38 PM
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****** hell. We`re getting heartbreak stories and promises of chastity now.
Turning into the ****** jerry springer show.

17 years i was with my missus and fucked up ONCE.
I`m only human. You`d think i`d said I was a ******* rapist or a child molestor.

At least the thread has a bit of life to it now.

Ok ladies, form a queue.

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Old 04-05-2011, 08:54 PM
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Someone pass the popcorn.
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Old 04-05-2011, 09:11 PM
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****** hell. We`re getting heartbreak stories and promises of chastity now.
Turning into the ****** jerry springer show.

17 years i was with my missus and fucked up ONCE.
I`m only human. You`d think i`d said I was a ******* rapist or a child molestor.

At least the thread has a bit of life to it now.

Ok ladies, form a queue.
Nah, if you were thought to be a child molester or rapist you would have gotten the ban hammer.
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Old 04-05-2011, 09:13 PM
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it's going to be awhile, i'll break out the grill and burgers...
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Old 04-05-2011, 09:27 PM
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****** hell. We`re getting heartbreak stories and promises of chastity now.
Turning into the ****** jerry springer show.

17 years i was with my missus and fucked up ONCE.
I`m only human. You`d think i`d said I was a ******* rapist or a child molestor.

At least the thread has a bit of life to it now.

Ok ladies, form a queue.
I know your reply wasn't to me, but just gonna add something...

I'm only human too, but I've never cheated. Never even considered it. I'm not saying I'm perfect or anything, it's just that a rapist and child molesters can sometimes be spotted and avoided... but cheaters get close to you, gain your trust... then back-stab you. It's the ****** worst feeling in the word, and all I'm saying is that I hate people who do it. (I don't know you personally, so don't take offense.. but you gotta understand, this is comming from someone whos been fucked over twice, and didn't deserve it each time)

I have nothing against anyone on this thread. Sorry if I sound like I'm whining. Just kinda ironic i stumbled upon this thread 3 days after that bitch finally admited it to me, then called me a piece of **** for not taking her back, then said she was glad she did it. (damn this is the jerry springer show. lol) sorry guys.
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Nah, if you were thought to be a child molester or rapist you would have gotten the ban hammer.
Thats good enough for me as this is one of the better forums (while I`m still in it)

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that bitch finally admited it to me ,Sorry if I sound like I'm whining. sorry guys.
............at least you know it wasn`t me.

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At least you know it wasn`t me.
When did I ever say I suspected you?
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:46 PM
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When did I ever say I suspected you?

He's def kidding...hes on a different continent than you.
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He's def kidding...hes on a different continent than you.
I know. lol. Just didn't really get why he would point that out. It was probably some ****** dumbshit hillbilly pill popper whos gonna live off government checks the rest of his life. I hate living in ky. Can't wait to get out of this place.
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Old 04-06-2011, 05:28 AM
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^^
Just pulling your pistol pal. On the grand scheme of things it could be worse.
You`ll come good and feel better about stuff soon.
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Just pulling your pistol pal. On the grand scheme of things it could be worse.
You`ll come good and feel better about stuff soon.
It's cool man. She was a **** anyways. And sorry for hijacking this thread. lol
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