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stanger00 04-06-2011 10:07 AM

Ex-wife did this...while I was in Korea. She was a huge slut when I was on my 12 month tour. Ran into a few of my old friends last summer and they told me stories that they seen her stripping at a few clubs in San Francisco while I was in Korea, haha. She had a nice new pair D's to show off a few months before I left the country. My endeavors of exploiting women for what they are started in the summer of 2007 and I'm still going. I'm sure there will be a lucky lady but just hasnt happened yet. Until then fuck sluts and tell em to kick rocks in the morning.

Brontobyte 04-06-2011 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by stanger00 (Post 472569)
Until then fuck sluts and tell em to kick rocks in the morning.

...and that kids is how you get aids.

Shadow_Stang 04-06-2011 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by stanger00 (Post 472569)
I'm sure there will be a lucky lady but just hasnt happened yet. Until then fuck sluts and tell em to kick rocks in the morning.

amen.

bigkeeko 04-06-2011 12:13 PM


Originally Posted by stanger00 (Post 472569)
fuck sluts and tell em to kick rocks in the morning.

haha. No sitting on the fence for you . :smokin:


Originally Posted by Brontobyte (Post 472572)
...and that kids is how you get aids.

Not quite . . . . .

Steeda97 04-06-2011 12:30 PM


Originally Posted by stanger00 (Post 472569)
I'm sure there will be a lucky lady but just hasnt happened yet. Until then fuck sluts and tell em to kick rocks in the morning.

And this is how you become a man. Amen to that.




As far as cheating goes, its only human nature. If we knew 100% we could get away with it, everyone would do it. Its just sex. And it is especially "just sex" if its with a girl you have no feelings for, nor would you ever have feelings for.

Personally, I have cheated in my life, not with my current girlfriend, and i don't plan on it, but it is what it is. Sometimes our penises have a mind of their own.

bigkeeko 04-06-2011 01:13 PM


Originally Posted by Steeda97 (Post 472577)

As far as cheating goes, its only human nature. If we knew 100% we could get away with it, everyone would do it. Its just sex. And it is especially "just sex" if its with a girl you have no feelings for, nor would you ever have feelings for.

Personally, I have cheated in my life, not with my current girlfriend, and i don't plan on it, but it is what it is. Sometimes our penises have a mind of their own.

Hallefuckinleujah!:worship2:

Someone with balls that can admit the truth.

NeedACobra 04-06-2011 04:49 PM

Speaking of sluts....what ever happened to a good old fashioned slut? Seems the only ones I can find these days are bitches that wanna tease. Oh yeah...they give HJ's for about 1 minute, let me play with their tits, and grind all over me, but absolutely under circumstances WHAT-SO-EVER will there be any sex.....unless I I plan on commiting. Which I dont. They're like sluts...but....with a hint of self respect?

Steeda97 04-06-2011 05:10 PM

A new breed of whore.

I hate those bitches.

whitestang04 04-06-2011 05:42 PM


Originally Posted by NeedACobra (Post 472596)
Speaking of sluts....what ever happened to a good old fashioned slut? Seems the only ones I can find these days are bitches that wanna tease. Oh yeah...they give HJ's for about 1 minute, let me play with their tits, and grind all over me, but absolutely under circumstances WHAT-SO-EVER will there be any sex.....unless I I plan on commiting. Which I dont. They're like sluts...but....with a hint of self respect?

Based on what I see with my friends I'd say you're not spending enough money. They used to call them sluts now I think they are just called prostitutes. What's that old saying?.....You have to pay to play. ;) :p :D

NeedACobra 04-06-2011 07:07 PM


Originally Posted by whitestang04 (Post 472601)
Based on what I see with my friends I'd say you're not spending enough money. They used to call them sluts now I think they are just called prostitutes. What's that old saying?.....You have to pay to play. ;) :p :D

Im not paying for sex unless shes got all of her teeth.

Shadow_Stang 04-06-2011 08:47 PM

I say fuck relationships... atleast until you're 30. Just screw sluts... and hope you don't catch anything. As far as cheating goes... whatever... I've never done it, never will. It's irrelevant. I'm through with relationships either way.

btw... all of you guys from florida and what not, probably have a way different view on sluts than I do... being from ky. You have to understand, theres basically nothing here but trailer trash. god i need to move soon.

edit: btw... don't think i've mentioned it on this forum yet, but im thinking of moving somewhere near garden cirty in south carolina in a few years. near myrtle beach. too much time spent in these appalachin mountains really fucks with your head. don't know about krenogin, but im ready to get out of this state.

zigzagg321 04-06-2011 09:53 PM


Originally Posted by bigkeeko (Post 472584)
Hallefuckinleujah!:worship2:

Someone with balls that can admit the truth.


What Steeda97 said was his experience, and just because it meshes with yours in a way (you did it while married) doesnt make what he said any more true than what I said which was also the truth.

With your logic here, its the truth only if you agree with it.

fuzzy bro. fuzzy.

bigkeeko 04-07-2011 04:42 AM


Originally Posted by zigzagg321 (Post 472634)
What Steeda97 said was his experience, and just because it meshes with yours in a way (you did it while married) doesnt make what he said any more true than what I said which was also the truth.

With your logic here, its the truth only if you agree with it.

fuzzy bro. fuzzy.


I can only speak from experience. Not just my own but most guys as I`ve been in the military and have worked in a male orientated environment since. I`m in my 40s man and have done some things which I`ve regretted. The vast majority of people don`t set out to upset people or make mistakes but we`re only human. Shit happens and you were born with a penis for a reason. This whole monogamy bullshit makes me laugh. We`re not fucking swans and the whole "I`ll never look at another woman while I`m with you baby" stuff, is nonsense.
From a CHICKS point of view I can get it, as they`re fucked up in the head and they have a different take on everything. (which I think the original poster was getting at). Don`t get me wrong I love women (from a sex point of view) but they are fucking hard work at times (my original controversial post on this one). I`m not saying I`m right and its easy to take the high moral ground when I`ve already admitted to fucking up.
To say that you`ll never fall for the forbidden fruit for the rest of your life is optimistic to say the least but I admire your stance. Maybe your woman reads your posts, I don`t know :p

Anyways, this thread has been entertaining, I think I`ll start another :rolleyes:

drag_racer33 04-07-2011 07:23 AM

I live in northern MN, girls hibernate in the winter lol. Thats why spring is so fun! Cars and mini skirts.

I can't believe this went this far, all I needed was to vent about a stupid argument that never would have happened if girls didnt think so damn complicated like!

Edit: ^ not that that is bad, it gave me a lot of entertainment in class!

Shadow_Stang 04-07-2011 07:58 AM

shit, why start another thread... this one is doing just fine. haha

bigkeeko 04-07-2011 08:43 AM

^^ you`re right,

fuck it, keep it going. What do you call the useless fleshy bit round a vagina? The woman.

Asides from riding and cooking your dinner, they`re good for fuck all else. Oh, maybe ironing. This `modern man` shit is what it is....shit. Women don`t make good soldiers/firemen/builders/miners etc. They turn up and fuck the show up wherever they go. They tried to start women at my work a few years (they only do the office stuff) and it was a total disaster. One refused to wear protective gloves as she broke a nail and the other wouldn`t wear a hard hat as it fucked her hair up.
Political correction gone mad. All because some mouthy bitch said we were being sexist for not having any women on the docks.

I`m not saying they`re inferior. Far fucking from it. They`re just NOT THE SAME. I`d say they were the stronger sex not the weaker sex. They`ve got what men want. Its in their pants and they know how to manipulate guys for fun. Guys that wouldn`t take shit off any other man but bows down and runs like a little lamb to his woman, taking allsorts of crap and toeing the line all because she has a small pink box.

(lights blue touch paper and stands back):flamed:

zigzagg321 04-07-2011 09:28 AM

I just dont see women the same way as you do Geeko.

bigkeeko 04-07-2011 09:44 AM


Originally Posted by zigzagg321 (Post 472651)
Geeko.

hey valentino its...keeko ;)

....although I guessed you meant that.:rolleyes:

Shadow_Stang 04-07-2011 10:16 AM


Originally Posted by bigkeeko (Post 472650)
^^ you`re right,

fuck it, keep it going. What do you call the useless fleshy bit round a vagina? The woman.

Asides from riding and cooking your dinner, they`re good for fuck all else. Oh, maybe ironing. This `modern man` shit is what it is....shit. Women don`t make good soldiers/firemen/builders/miners etc. They turn up and fuck the show up wherever they go. They tried to start women at my work a few years (they only do the office stuff) and it was a total disaster. One refused to wear protective gloves as she broke a nail and the other wouldn`t wear a hard hat as it fucked her hair up.
Political correction gone mad. All because some mouthy bitch said we were being sexist for not having any women on the docks.

I`m not saying they`re inferior. Far fucking from it. They`re just NOT THE SAME. I`d say they were the stronger sex not the weaker sex. They`ve got what men want. Its in their pants and they know how to manipulate guys for fun. Guys that wouldn`t take shit off any other man but bows down and runs like a little lamb to his woman, taking allsorts of crap and toeing the line all because she has a small pink box.

(lights blue touch paper and stands back):flamed:

damn, that's one way of putting it I guess. me personaly: im a simple guy. no one can be trusted, just enjoy having fun... and hopefully find a girl who thinks the same way. don't get involved in relationships if you don't plan on staying commited.

basically, i would advise people to not bother with them until you're 25 at the earliest... maybe even later, although some people do get lucky. I have nothing against girls, because guys can be just as bad. your only defense againt this cheating shit is to just not get involved. (my oppinion)

stanger00 04-07-2011 10:48 AM


Originally Posted by Brontobyte (Post 472572)
...and that kids is how you get aids.

Well, you can continue to keep on living like a herb. Nothing wrong with a little bit of promiscuity. Just to get it out of your system. Its about time for me to quit the 'nail' as many as you can lifestyle. Been a wild 4 years. I divorced at 23, haha and was actually faithful.

zigzagg321 04-07-2011 10:52 PM


Originally Posted by bigkeeko (Post 472652)
hey valentino its...keeko ;)

....although I guessed you meant that.:rolleyes:

valentino??

and yes, of course I did.

is your name Keeko?

if you actually speak aloud your username it does sound like "big geeko"

So it fits after all.

bigkeeko 04-08-2011 06:39 AM


Originally Posted by zigzagg321 (Post 472696)
valentino??

and yes, of course I did.

is your name Keeko?

if you actually speak aloud your username it does sound like "big geeko"

So it fits after all.

now now no need to get personal from a man with nearly 10,000 posts on an internet forum :p

Keep cool. I like it here. Its a fucking breath of fresh air from all the other shit.

My names Brian. keekos a nickname, and I`m kinda big :smokin:

zigzagg321 04-08-2011 02:11 PM


Originally Posted by bigkeeko (Post 472716)
now now no need to get personal from a man with nearly 10,000 posts on an internet forum :p

Keep cool. I like it here. Its a fucking breath of fresh air from all the other shit.

My names Brian. keekos a nickname, and I`m kinda big :smokin:

Brian, keeko sound like a crack whore hooker's name.

and claiming to be big on the interwebs means you are in fact small.

and 10k posts isnt hard to get to in 6 years.... yes my join date is not correct.
IJS.

bigkeeko 04-08-2011 04:23 PM


Originally Posted by zigzagg321 (Post 472723)
Brian, keeko sound like a crack whore hooker's name.

and claiming to be big on the interwebs means you are in fact small.

I tried to be civil and your attempted retort was weak petty insults. Stop being a cock.

zigzagg321 04-08-2011 04:47 PM


Originally Posted by bigkeeko (Post 472735)
I tried to be civil and your attempted retort was weak petty insults. Stop being a cock.


lol... its serious business.

Ill do what I always do and let the membership speak.

poll time.

Lazerred6 04-08-2011 06:12 PM

I"m 24 and have been married for almost 3 years. I can pretty conclusivly say I'll never cheat nor have I. I'm not saying I would never get a divorce (the wife and I are totally perfect for each other though so thats unlikely)

But sneaking around and being unfaithful is low. If your unattached whatever go out have fun may the force be with you. But have the balls to end a relationship if you aren't really in it anymore.

Cause a cheater is a liar and a liar is a peice of shit..... no offence

Shadow_Stang 04-09-2011 01:27 PM


Originally Posted by Lazerred6 (Post 472747)
I"m 24 and have been married for almost 3 years. I can pretty conclusivly say I'll never cheat nor have I. I'm not saying I would never get a divorce (the wife and I are totally perfect for each other though so thats unlikely)

But sneaking around and being unfaithful is low. If your unattached whatever go out have fun may the force be with you. But have the balls to end a relationship if you aren't really in it anymore.

Cause a cheater is a liar and a liar is a peice of shit..... no offence

Same here. Never cheated... not married though. And I have been faced with chances to do it and get away with it. 3 times in my last relationship. No way she would have EVER found out... but guess what, I didn't. Because there are still some people left in this world who still believe in commitment.

And when I talk about cheating, and how much I hate people who do it... I'm basically refering to alot of the people I know in real life. I have absolutely nothing against anyone on this forum.

Must See 04-10-2011 12:16 PM

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bigkeeko 04-10-2011 12:55 PM

Women are complicated if the truth is told. Heres a few things they say with their own meanings

1. Fine. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. 5 minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing. This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.Go ahead. This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It.
5.Sigh. This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing..)
6. Thats ok. This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks. A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').
8. Whatever. Is a woman's way of saying.. fuck you.
9. Don`t worry about it, I`ll do it. Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in the man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Thats about fucking right. :p

zigzagg321 04-10-2011 12:59 PM


Originally Posted by bigkeeko (Post 472802)
Women are complicated if the truth is told. Heres a few things they say with their own meanings

1. Fine. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. 5 minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing. This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.Go ahead. This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It.
5.Sigh. This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing..)
6. Thats ok. This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks. A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').
8. Whatever. Is a woman's way of saying.. fuck you.
9. Don`t worry about it, I`ll do it. Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in the man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Thats about fucking right. :p

this is all true, and your copy and paste skills are tight.


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