Why Mustang Owners Like The Cock....
#1
Why Mustang Owners Like The ****....
Ok....now that I got your attention...
I gotta ask you people....(yes...i said "you people")...
what's the deal with posers that put fake **** on their car, so people will think they have a different car?
WTF...?
Bear with me here...it's the graveyard shift and I'm the only ************ still awake at this ungodly hour, so i figured I'd leave you guys something to chuckle at in the morning when you got up.
You're welcome.
Aaaanyway...
I go to Blockbuster to rent a game and look what pulls up and parks next to me:
Really dude?
It's not just you domestic ******* either....
It's ricers too....
Honda Civics with Turbo badges on em when you KNOW that bitch is only pushing like 18hp to the front left wheel...
Camaros with SS badges on em....bitch, that aint no Camaro...it's wearing 215s all around and has a single one inch exhaust outlet.
My personal favorite was the mid-90s Mustang with the Skyline GT-R badge on it....holy batshit....that took the cake.
I mean...i know a lot of people out there cannot afford to drive the car they really want, but damn....have a little pride, and stop with the trickery.
You're not fooling anyone.
Everyone KNOWS that's a V6 Mustang, and the Cobra front-end and dual exhaust is not foolin anyone, chief.
****...in all honesty, I really would love to have a Diablo, but the **** if I'm gonna go put Lambo doors and a Lambo badge on my Supra, ya know?
Anyway, that's my rant.
If you're offended, than you're a ***** and your vag is of the sandy variety.
If you're not offended, then maybe I didn't try hard enough.
Much love,
Boosted.
I gotta ask you people....(yes...i said "you people")...
what's the deal with posers that put fake **** on their car, so people will think they have a different car?
WTF...?
Bear with me here...it's the graveyard shift and I'm the only ************ still awake at this ungodly hour, so i figured I'd leave you guys something to chuckle at in the morning when you got up.
You're welcome.
Aaaanyway...
I go to Blockbuster to rent a game and look what pulls up and parks next to me:
Really dude?
It's not just you domestic ******* either....
It's ricers too....
Honda Civics with Turbo badges on em when you KNOW that bitch is only pushing like 18hp to the front left wheel...
Camaros with SS badges on em....bitch, that aint no Camaro...it's wearing 215s all around and has a single one inch exhaust outlet.
My personal favorite was the mid-90s Mustang with the Skyline GT-R badge on it....holy batshit....that took the cake.
I mean...i know a lot of people out there cannot afford to drive the car they really want, but damn....have a little pride, and stop with the trickery.
You're not fooling anyone.
Everyone KNOWS that's a V6 Mustang, and the Cobra front-end and dual exhaust is not foolin anyone, chief.
****...in all honesty, I really would love to have a Diablo, but the **** if I'm gonna go put Lambo doors and a Lambo badge on my Supra, ya know?
Anyway, that's my rant.
If you're offended, than you're a ***** and your vag is of the sandy variety.
If you're not offended, then maybe I didn't try hard enough.
Much love,
Boosted.
#2
its all to get bitches dawwg..
Then again...I've seen a mustang full of mexicans with a wooden wing...yes, a wooden wing.
Idk dude its the mindset of a retard...
Kinda like how honda owners think if they do an engine swap that they'll rule the streets or something..
And dude you posted that picture up a while back ago too i think...
Then again...I've seen a mustang full of mexicans with a wooden wing...yes, a wooden wing.
Idk dude its the mindset of a retard...
Kinda like how honda owners think if they do an engine swap that they'll rule the streets or something..
And dude you posted that picture up a while back ago too i think...
#4
I laughed... and I think you should totally do it.
#5
LoL, that picture is prime example. It's just inexplicable. The people that do that **** just don't think about the bigger picture or about the long run. It's like people who put those fake vents on the fenders. WHY THE **** DO THEY DO THAT? Don't think about it or try to figure it out. Your ears will bleed and cerebral fluid will drip out and stain the carpet as you will undoubtedly faint and fall to the floor. The resulting brain damage will lead you desire fake vents on your fenders and large wings on cars of which they don't belong.
#6
(Granted, I think the fake fender vents are totally dumb and riced out... beauty is in the eye of the beholder)
Last edited by Switch; 09-22-2009 at 11:40 AM.
#8
My scoops are all functional. Granted the small hoodscoops only have about a quarter sized hole on the inside of the hood.
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