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Old 08-16-2006, 10:14 AM
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Cause God DAMN I am tired of seeing smack talk about the same freakin people. I am ready for something new! So please have at it you fvcktards!
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 10:16 AM
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horrible sig maker
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by theponyfactor
horrible sig maker

BITE ME!!

---> my sig making skills bitch!
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by theponyfactor
horrible sig maker
ha ha ha...yeah horrible....so horrible that I'm hoping maybe he can make me one! Oh and silver stangs are slow! DSG FTW
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 10:31 AM
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my grandmother's wheel chair has a higher torque curve than your car.
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by jjtgiants
ha ha ha...yeah horrible....so horrible that I'm hoping maybe he can make me one! Oh and silver stangs are slow! DSG FTW
Yeah that is why most silver is refered to the Silver Bullit haha..tell me what DSG stands for again...Dumb Shitty Garbage?
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Slither
Yeah that is why most silver is refered to the Silver Bullit haha..tell me what DSG stands for again...Dumb Shitty Garbage?

Silver Bullitt= Coors Light..ha ha ha...you have a silver slug my friend ha ha ha
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 11:59 AM
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test tube baby. and why do you look like a tomato in your avatar? im gunna call u mater
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by matrixpuba
test tube baby. and why do you look like a tomato in your avatar? im gunna call u mater
Mmmm so I look juicy and delicious? HOMO!!
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 12:26 PM
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ok, I got you. YOu are a lazy piece of **** that thinks he is God's gift to this ****ing board. Makes lame *** excuses to ****ing tell someone "oh, sorry I didn't see your PM about a photoshop, I was too busy sitting in my office playing with my pencil dick watching anime ****." Well you slack jawed sissy livered bitch, how about you realise that your piece of **** car may look good, but your driving skills are so ****ty that bitch boy stang00 could run circles around your ****ing car. Oh, and to go on. Take that gay *** howdy doody looking ****ty picture out of your avatar. Your look in that picture looks like you have vern troyer poking you up the *** with a damn umbrella......

There, how was that?
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Rabbit
ok, I got you. YOu are a lazy piece of **** that thinks he is God's gift to this ****ing board. Makes lame *** excuses to ****ing tell someone "oh, sorry I didn't see your PM about a photoshop, I was too busy sitting in my office playing with my pencil dick watching anime ****." Well you slack jawed sissy livered bitch, how about you realise that your piece of **** car may look good, but your driving skills are so ****ty that bitch boy stang00 could run circles around your ****ing car. Oh, and to go on. Take that gay *** howdy doody looking ****ty picture out of your avatar. Your look in that picture looks like you have vern troyer poking you up the *** with a damn umbrella......

There, how was that?
HAHA wow
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 01:07 PM
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Old 08-16-2006, 01:13 PM
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hahaha mater
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Slither
Mmmm so I look juicy
yea like a zitt
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 01:24 PM
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and the rear pic in you sig looks like a 1990 z28 camaro mater!!!
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 04:58 PM
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hey mater, doesnt that slow *** mustang have like 120k miles? its about time you scrap that for the 6 bucks in metal youd get.

Your silver car matches the award you always get in events... ,
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:01 PM
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Your mothers a ***** and your dad holds the money...

Cant think of anything other than you are goofy looking and have no skills with the ladies.
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by MattJ
hey mater, doesnt that slow *** mustang have like 120k miles? its about time you scrap that for the 6 bucks in metal youd get.

Your silver car matches the award you always get in events... ,

actually next oil change is at 120k. Hell atleast I drive it and enjoy it every damn day. It looks and runs damn good for 120,000 miles though.
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by madmatt
Your mothers a ***** and your dad holds the money...

Cant think of anything other than you are goofy looking and have no skills with the ladies.
My mom had sex with your dad and since my dad is my moms pimp, she had to give him the money your dad paid to have sex with her.
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Slither
actually next oil change is at 120k. Hell atleast I drive it and enjoy it every damn day. It looks and runs damn good for 120,000 miles though.
beauty is in the eye of the beholder and to me it looks like someone ate a bag of glitter and pooped it out. You now drive this peice of poop.
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by SpinMedia
I honestly thought "Slither" was unoriginal...

You look like the little preppy kids people use to pick on in school....

Dont really like the look of your car, Its probably because when you got a roush front and cobra R hood.... so did like 30 other people... I was never really a fan of your rear, the giant black stripe reminds me of some star trek ****, looks pretty stupid, specially without the third brake light. Silver stangs are slow and always look dirty... eh thats all for now.
Have I ever seen a picture of your car?
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Rabbit
ok, I got you. YOu are a lazy piece of **** that thinks he is God's gift to this ****ing board. Makes lame *** excuses to ****ing tell someone "oh, sorry I didn't see your PM about a photoshop, I was too busy sitting in my office playing with my pencil dick watching anime ****." Well you slack jawed sissy livered bitch, how about you realise that your piece of **** car may look good, but your driving skills are so ****ty that bitch boy stang00 could run circles around your ****ing car. Oh, and to go on. Take that gay *** howdy doody looking ****ty picture out of your avatar. Your look in that picture looks like you have vern troyer poking you up the *** with a damn umbrella......

There, how was that?
Is my new picture better..don't be mad at me. It's not my fault you are a fat Eminem...run Rabbit RUN!
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by MattJ
beauty is in the eye of the beholder and to me it looks like someone ate a bag of glitter and pooped it out. You now drive this peice of poop.
Is that what is going on in your avatar? Oh..that is your mom after I blew my load in her mouth...

wait...I just bashed myself on that one.
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
ill throw a shot in....

yer an **** smoking, breastfed, rubber backed, doorknob sucking, limp wristed, bulldog blowing, flipboy with saucer sized nipples. go take yo mama's dried out veined up flapjack titty and stick it back in yer mouth and suck on that teat of wasted existance!
You are an undeserving rotten miserable loser and i wouldnt **** on your pathetic self to put you out if you were on fire. Nobody likes you because you suck at life, right down to that pathetic ugly soul that even satan would reject!
yer a brown festering infected cancer chewing on the brown ******* of inadequacy. The stench of your vile ugliness is enough to make the mangiest junkyard dog vomit. Not even a cockroach is low enough to put any value on your existance.
You know why babies cry? Because YOU exist.
Your mama shoulda worked that coat hanger a little more so we wouldnt have to had to put up with you ya worthless mongoloid.


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eh... just not feeling it...


lol......


hehehehe

DUDE! I resent the bulldog blowing comment...





you all know I love goats. GOD DAMNIT GET IT RIGHT!
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:34 PM
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You use to work at bed bath and BEYOND! (or do you still?), ***!11!

But uh...nothing else to say about you b/c AFAIK pensacolians r teh win.
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by PColav6
You use to work at bed bath and BEYOND! (or do you still?), ***!11!

But uh...nothing else to say about you b/c AFAIK pensacolians r teh win.
And it was an untapped resource of females...an I tapped the source my friend...I tapped the source. No longer there because I drained it dry.
 


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