Joke of the Day-06/05/07
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From: Wappingers Falls, NuYawk
Joke of the Day-06/05/07
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get
a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2
hours"
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long
before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow
that
guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a
haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?
Bob looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."
a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2
hours"
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long
before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow
that
guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a
haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?
Bob looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."
Haul ass on regular gas
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 2,149
From: San Diego, CA and Boca Raton, FL
oh now i understand haha ok i thought it was just me lol
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Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 1,158
From: Hope IN
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get
a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2
hours"
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long
before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow
that
guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a
haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?
Bob looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."
a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2
hours"
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long
before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow
that
guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a
haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?
Bob looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."
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