Joke of the Day-06/05/07
#1
06-05-2007, 07:56 AM
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Joke of the Day-06/05/07
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get
a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2
hours"
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long
before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow
that
guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a
haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?
Bob looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."
a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2
hours"
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long
before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow
that
guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a
haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?
Bob looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."
#2
06-05-2007, 09:21 AM
Haul ass on regular gas
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#3
06-05-2007, 09:31 AM
i get it....he screwed the end up a bit...it shoulda been "the guy goes to see your wife" but i got it...
#8
06-05-2007, 04:37 PM
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Wappingers Falls, NuYawk
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Intelligent minds think alike. 
#11
06-05-2007, 05:26 PM
Haul ass on regular gas
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: San Diego, CA and Boca Raton, FL
Posts: 2,149
oh now i understand haha ok i thought it was just me lol
#14
06-06-2007, 09:36 AM
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get
a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2
hours"
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long
before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow
that
guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a
haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?
Bob looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."
a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2
hours"
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long
before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow
that
guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a
haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?
Bob looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."
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