Will there ever be a time.....
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jjtgiants
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ha ha ha....Oh I can't wait for that. ha ha. I'm going to be farting all over my grand kids.
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jjtgiants
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LOL....I laughed just thinking about it.....I can Gomer Pyle standing at attention and farting! ha ha
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i could never be like a public speaker or anything like that. I would be standing at the podium and just let one go and it would be all over. I would bust up laughing and not be able to stop.
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jjtgiants
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THat would be a good ice breaker! ha ha
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jjtgiants
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That's good to know cause I plan on laying on my death bed ripping farts. ha ha ha.
Also, there is nothing funnier than laying in bed with your girl and giving her a dutch oven! ha ha ha
Also, there is nothing funnier than laying in bed with your girl and giving her a dutch oven! ha ha ha
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Thats what I'm talking about. You know you got a keeper then.
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Hell Yeah! I was doing that last night...she laughs along with me. I love that girl.
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we have a mason jar at work with sealable lid. i ripped a huge burning warm fart into it and sealed it one day. like 5 minutes later a co-worker comes by and i ask him to smell the inside of it. i told him it smells weird and didnt open it untill it was at his nose. he took a huge smell and just stood there blank for 5 seconds. i think my fart punched him in the brain. me and 2 other guys were laughing so hard we couldnt stand, and he just walked away with a blank look. i know it smelled horrible cuz i closed it after and took a little smell and it was HORRIBLE.
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we have a mason jar at work with sealable lid. i ripped a huge burning warm fart into it and sealed it one day. like 5 minutes later a co-worker comes by and i ask him to smell the inside of it. i told him it smells weird and didnt open it untill it was at his nose. he took a huge smell and just stood there blank for 5 seconds. i think my fart punched him in the brain. me and 2 other guys were laughing so hard we couldnt stand, and he just walked away with a blank look. i know it smelled horrible cuz i closed it after and took a little smell and it was HORRIBLE.
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Lol @ Teh Guerilla warfare
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we have a mason jar at work with sealable lid. i ripped a huge burning warm fart into it and sealed it one day. like 5 minutes later a co-worker comes by and i ask him to smell the inside of it. i told him it smells weird and didnt open it untill it was at his nose. he took a huge smell and just stood there blank for 5 seconds. i think my fart punched him in the brain. me and 2 other guys were laughing so hard we couldnt stand, and he just walked away with a blank look. i know it smelled horrible cuz i closed it after and took a little smell and it was HORRIBLE.
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I didnt make it through the first couple replies w/out laughing my head off. Yes, they are funny and always will be.
On a side note, my wife HATES them and actually tells me to leave the room. Of course I don't listen to her, ever and tell her "It's my house I'll fart when and where I want."
On a side note, my wife HATES them and actually tells me to leave the room. Of course I don't listen to her, ever and tell her "It's my house I'll fart when and where I want."
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jjtgiants
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LOL....that's outstanding!
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how bout this guys. i cant believe this didnt pop into my head at first!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vK1u4rL6l...elated&search=
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vK1u4rL6l...elated&search=
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