So i'm pulling into my parking spot at work and my dumbass is talking on the phone with this hot chick I just met 2day @ skool and I forget that my car is 2.25" lowered and that the cement block in front of my parking spot is 5 inches high and guess what. I hit the fawker and broke the hinge looking thing that attatches my bumper to the car. Just underneath the drivers side headlight....now my bumper is fawked.....anyways...I'm so fawking mad at myself it's not even funny!!!

 

that sucks... haha

last week i backed my car in after lunch at work and smashed into a mound of ice and shattered a bunch of paint on the back bumper. the weekend before that my buddy put my car into a ditch during a snowstorm and dented my front fender and smashed in my tailight from a fire hydrant trying to get it out.

mabye its time for a new roush, saleen, cobra bumper?

 

hahahah...It's funny how i've never once messed my car up in the 4 yrs that i have owned it. I have 7 more payment on this mother and I'm not looking to have a car payment for at least a year after I finish paying for it..

 

S*** didnt you just have that fixed from another incident. Damn you got some bad luck. I hope that phone call to that girl was worth it.

 

Oh, it will be worth it in a month or two.......believe me..

 

Dang it's gonna take you 2 months to hit it......geez...lol

 

yew r teh suck at teh secks

 

hahahahah....well, I usually scope out the hot, slutty chicks. However, this chick is different. She looks very innocent, and I pressume she's a virgin...yes you've heard right a virgin. She's very homie and does everything her dad tells her to do. She is extremely cute and body wise she's a good 8...I think i'ts gonna take me a little bit longer than most...

 

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Oh let me guess she gave you the whole but i'm a virgin routine.....Might want to see if shes "new born virgin" theres a difference...lol...jk

but 1 or 2 months....

 

Hahah....i've had my share of girls to know who are the innocent type/virgins and the **** ones...believe me. She is definately very innocent and dare I say a virgin...there are a few of them out there you know....I'm just gonna have to find out..