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Nov 10, 2006 | 09:53 PM

GREG@SN95

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From: JACKSON NJ

how will you die?

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

greg: At age 64 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

Nov 10, 2006 | 11:15 PM

dookie2365

has no legs

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Posts: 472

lol. obviously not real, but would be cool if it was because then youd know what options to choose and alter your future.

Matt: At age 33 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

which is kinda weird because i want to join marines if i do bad on county police test

Nov 11, 2006 | 08:31 AM

BlitzStyrke

Mess with the bulls

Joined: Aug 2005

Posts: 428

From: Goshen, NY

Broderick: At age 33 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

Nov 11, 2006 | 09:01 AM

3V2000GT

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Joined: Jan 2006

Posts: 2,208

From: Wheaton, IL

Joe: At age 82 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

Nov 11, 2006 | 09:21 AM

PColav6

FYL.

Joined: May 2006

Posts: 7,493

From: Pensacola, Florida

Kevin: At age 62 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

Nov 11, 2006 | 10:40 AM

1 BAD S

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Posts: 719

From: San Angelo Texas

Chris: At age 75 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

Nov 11, 2006 | 10:57 AM

Slither

Zig *hearts* Fishy

Joined: Jun 2005

Posts: 2,444

From: Pensacola, Florida

Damn I'm gonna die a dork!

Donnie: At age 64 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

Nov 11, 2006 | 11:29 AM

csledd

DSG!!!

Joined: Feb 2005

Posts: 3,159

From: Paducah, KY

son of a bitch...

Christie: At age 29 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Nov 11, 2006 | 11:38 AM

wnracing

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lmao...

Evan: At age 62 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

lol, this is my g/f's
Jessi: At age 49 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

Nov 11, 2006 | 12:45 PM

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Dave04Mustang

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From: San Marcos, TX

lol...

Dave: At age 60 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Nov 11, 2006 | 01:36 PM

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SpinMedia

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Dan: At age 22 your going to die by doing gregs mom so hard your going to have heart failure.

Nov 11, 2006 | 04:48 PM

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phil_the_thrill

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Joined: Aug 2006

Posts: 246

From: Troy, Missouri

Phil: At age 40 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

Nov 11, 2006 | 05:03 PM

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MattJ

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Joined: Dec 2004

Posts: 10,237

matt: At age 69 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

Nov 11, 2006 | 05:52 PM

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machnjo

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From: Austin, Texas

Joe: At age 87 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

Nov 11, 2006 | 08:11 PM

#15

Badfish

Listen to reggae.

Joined: May 2005

Posts: 10,698

From: Colorado Springs

Jon: At age 48 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

Nov 11, 2006 | 08:11 PM

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Badfish

Listen to reggae.

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From: Colorado Springs

Quote:

Originally Posted by machnjo

Joe: At age 87 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

robo tripping! ive never done that

Nov 12, 2006 | 07:52 PM

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SlicK

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Posts: 544

From: OH

Rob: At age 69 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

Nov 12, 2006 | 10:17 PM

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90XR7Cougar5Spd

My seats smell like farts

Joined: Nov 2006

Posts: 5

From: Dewey Ok USA

Mine: Derek: At age 43 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

The ol ladys:Jenny: At age 69 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

Nov 13, 2006 | 05:47 AM

#19

shad0ws

I like to whine...

Joined: Aug 2005

Posts: 1,640

Benjamin: At age 47 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

Nov 13, 2006 | 06:20 AM

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Teal_Beast

V6 Power

Joined: Jun 2005

Posts: 944

From: Melbourne, FL

Russ: At age 50 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

Nov 13, 2006 | 06:24 AM

#21

Rabbit

Cops Love Me!

Joined: Jan 2006

Posts: 1,499

From: Winder, GA

AJ : At age 32 you will choke on a piece of steak.

As long as it's bacon wrapped Filet, I'm ok with that!

wait.....f-that, I only have 5 years to live!!!!!!!!!

Nov 13, 2006 | 07:31 AM

#22

Icefreezen

Mustang Superman

Joined: May 2005

Posts: 3,907

From: Your mom's bed

Eisen: At age 72 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.

whats funny is i'm partly lactose intollerent

Nov 13, 2006 | 10:06 AM

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Fat Lard

Brillant!!

Joined: Apr 2005

Posts: 797

From: Spring, Tx

Griffin: At age 67 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

Sweet *** sweet.

Nov 13, 2006 | 10:48 AM

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MAD SAMURAI

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Posts: 36

From: BELLA VISTA AR.

david: At age 68 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

Nov 13, 2006 | 11:24 AM

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TClark22

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Posts: 2,297

From: kansas

Tanner: At age 52 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

haha my 20yr old brother... Trent: At age 24 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.