If Toilet Paper Had Eyes..
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If Toilet Paper Had Eyes..
So a guy comes out of the bathroom this morning at work and asks me to write a poem about toilet paper having eyes. I write a lot of goofy poems by the way..thought it might make some of you laugh this morning..here is what I came up with:
If Toilet Paper had Eyes
If toiler paper had a pair of eyes
It would be of no surprise
The grotesque smell, the stinch from hell
That experience between your thighs
It would be like falling down a pit
When it sees the approach of your $hit
No matter how hard it tries
It can’t escape from your thighs
As they sit on the rolls on the walls
Imagining the area behind your *****
They watch as you squirm, push, and cry
Dreading to be between your thighs
As they wait the approach of your butt
Or to wipe up some dude nut
Oh what to their surprise
They are back between your thighs
The thought of wiping a girls bush
Or cleaning a cute little toosh
Some days are easy on the eyes
Being between a hot girls thighs
So next time that you take a dump
Remember when wiping your rump
Toilet paper DOES have eyes
Living a life..between your thighs
A poem by Jack Nasty
If Toilet Paper had Eyes
If toiler paper had a pair of eyes
It would be of no surprise
The grotesque smell, the stinch from hell
That experience between your thighs
It would be like falling down a pit
When it sees the approach of your $hit
No matter how hard it tries
It can’t escape from your thighs
As they sit on the rolls on the walls
Imagining the area behind your *****
They watch as you squirm, push, and cry
Dreading to be between your thighs
As they wait the approach of your butt
Or to wipe up some dude nut
Oh what to their surprise
They are back between your thighs
The thought of wiping a girls bush
Or cleaning a cute little toosh
Some days are easy on the eyes
Being between a hot girls thighs
So next time that you take a dump
Remember when wiping your rump
Toilet paper DOES have eyes
Living a life..between your thighs
A poem by Jack Nasty
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