bush... ha ha... funny guy
#1
02-02-2006 | 07:05 PM
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bush... ha ha... funny guy
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looksup and asks.......... 'How many is a Brazillion??!'
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#7
02-02-2006 | 07:17 PM
DSG!!!
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 3,159
From: Paducah, KY
Originally Posted by Milos
traitor!! you're a traitor to the heartland!!
#8
02-02-2006 | 07:18 PM
Six-Gunnin'
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,043
From: Bowling Green, KY
Originally Posted by csledd
lol sorry, this area sucks! you can't do anything without the cops bothering you like crazy. i went to dallas one year and loved it. plus there's a lot of jobs paying good moeny downt here for what i want to do. there's like no jobs here and if there were it would only be like 30k a year
#15
02-02-2006 | 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by GREG@94GT
thats what dumb people say
#16
02-02-2006 | 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Fat Lard
Hawt Damnit! Let me say it again. George Dubyah Bush IS NOT FROM TEXAS!! MattJ, you have the IQ of Cheech Marin. Hippie.
:loser:
Also tell me where I said bush was from texas...
idiot.. lol
#17
02-02-2006 | 08:23 PM
Sigma Beta Rho Soldier
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 2,682
From: Philadelphia, PA
Originally Posted by MattJ
You havent posted even half of a decent reply in any of your 1200 posts. You are a moron and the best and smartest part of you leaked out in afterbirth. Jesus also told me that you suck at all he has to offer. Please tie a rope of razors around your neck and drive off a cliff into a rock quarry.
#23
02-02-2006 | 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Fat Lard
I bet your dad would've considered butt secks that night he reproduced your goofy ***.
#28
02-02-2006 | 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by SpringsStang
who would WANT to move to texas??? Only place I'd live in texas is is houston....one of the biggest street racing scenes in the U.S.
Dallas/Fort Worth are not much better in my mind, been there plenty.
San Antonio is a **** hole in my view. lived there for 4 months
Witchita Falls was worse than Dayton Ohio.
Austin however.... Austin is totally out of place in texas. Dude, talk about a city with tons of culture, huge music scene, beautiful city, great people and GANGS of nice tan hotties in tight little shorts. Thaat city is just OVERLOADED with hot girls. Holy crap. My brother lives in Austin, ive been out there and visited several times, if you cant get laid by a superhot girl in Austin texas, then there is something MAJORLY wrong with you.
That place is unreal. I'd move out there in a HEARBEAT if i could get transferred there.
#29
02-02-2006 | 09:59 PM
DSG!!!
Joined: Feb 2005
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From: Paducah, KY
Originally Posted by Milos
but you're gonna leave me all alone in Murray??
and I don't care, Dallas is freaking great. Like I said I loved it down there. I've been to vegas and LA and all around So cali and it's great over there too, but not really my style.. actually I need to find residence with no emissions testing :banana:
#30
02-02-2006 | 10:02 PM
Listen to reggae.
Joined: May 2005
Posts: 10,698
From: Colorado Springs
Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
Houston blows if you ask me. Ive been there a couple times and wasnt impressed.
Dallas/Fort Worth are not much better in my mind, been there plenty.
San Antonio is a **** hole in my view. lived there for 4 months
Witchita Falls was worse than Dayton Ohio.
Austin however.... Austin is totally out of place in texas. Dude, talk about a city with tons of culture, huge music scene, beautiful city, great people and GANGS of nice tan hotties in tight little shorts. Thaat city is just OVERLOADED with hot girls. Holy crap. My brother lives in Austin, ive been out there and visited several times, if you cant get laid by a superhot girl in Austin texas, then there is something MAJORLY wrong with you.
That place is unreal. I'd move out there in a HEARBEAT if i could get transferred there.
Dallas/Fort Worth are not much better in my mind, been there plenty.
San Antonio is a **** hole in my view. lived there for 4 months
Witchita Falls was worse than Dayton Ohio.
Austin however.... Austin is totally out of place in texas. Dude, talk about a city with tons of culture, huge music scene, beautiful city, great people and GANGS of nice tan hotties in tight little shorts. Thaat city is just OVERLOADED with hot girls. Holy crap. My brother lives in Austin, ive been out there and visited several times, if you cant get laid by a superhot girl in Austin texas, then there is something MAJORLY wrong with you.
That place is unreal. I'd move out there in a HEARBEAT if i could get transferred there.