Once again, Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is still a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed
in:


1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know. 2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL. 3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard. 4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little. 5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time. 6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space. 7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE. 8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away. 9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her. 10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out. 11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET. 12. DOMINEERING - My girl' s birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING. 13. KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change. 14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play. 15. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy. 16. BEWARE< FONT face=Arial color=black size=2> - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?" 17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart. 18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM." 19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE. 20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she could only FASCINATE.

 

lol very good joke finally

 

haha i had to re-read a couple of them to catch on.

 

Subject: Ghetto Spelling Bee
>>
>>Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework
>>assignment.
>>He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
>>
>>
>>
>>2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
>>
>>3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man,
>>somebody get that catacomb.
>>
>>4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
>>
>>5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
>>
>>6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss
>>disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
>>
>>7. ***** - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
>>*****.
>>
>>8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake."
>>He say, "Bull****, that watch israel".
>>
>>9 . Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
>>undermine.
>>
>>10.Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and
>>took me to the poolhall.
>>
>>11.Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you
>>break.
>>
>>12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan
>>on stain for dinner?"
>>
>>13.Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say
>>"fortify."
>>
>>14.Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
>>
>>>>
>>

 

LOL those are good.

 

I do stuff similar to that in spanish class.