When a young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?", the father thought
for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars.Then ask your sister if she would sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what
you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?! "

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with ! Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back
to his dad. His father asked him,
"Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied,

"Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million
Dollars.............. but Realistically,......... we're living with two ***** and a Queer.

 

Saw this at svtp. Hilarious.

 

oldie but goodie...

 

and how old was this son(god at the language)