>Black Panties
>
>Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten
>out of her mourning stage.
>
>Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into
>the world.
>
>Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
>
>Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for you to meet.
>
>Well, it was an immediate hit.
>
>They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to
>join
>him for a weekend in the Catskills.
>
>Their first night there, she undresses as he does.
>
>There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his
>birthday suit.
>
>
>
>Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?"
>She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,
>but down there I am still in mourning."
>
>He knows he's not getting lucky that night.
>
>The following night the same scenario.
>
>She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his
>birthday suit ... except that he is wearing a black condom.
>
>She looks at him and asks: "What's with this ... a black condom?"
>
>He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
>

 

BWAHAHAHA! Insensitive bastard...lol that was awesome.