soda: sprite

beer: fav is boulavard wheat, otherwise bud select, dos equis w/lime is good too

 

Ill usually drink anything in front of me as long as it doesnt have jack D in it. Other than that if im at the bar, ill have everything from miller lite, corona, vodka gibblet, jaggerbomb, lemondrop, incedible hulk, alabama slammer the drink (these get me in trouble) pepermint schnapz, rumplemintz, screwdrivers, basically ill drink anything. I wont buy wiskey unless its some special occasion, or one is in front of me. i also dont like coconut so i cant have anything with that in it, nor do i like dark beers.

 

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thats of water.....of course

 

Huh?! Stewart!? are you drunk?

 

GAAADAM Another seasoned alcoholic. I love you MAN!!!

 

I can't drink liquor anymore. Too many visits to the porcelain bus. Alcohol that will make me queezy at the sight of are:

southern comfort.

Vodka:

Tequila:

And any kind of Bacardi bottle Rum or not.:

 

Iced Tea should have a strong sweet flavor. Almost thick (goes down the neck tube slow). You should be able to get brain freeze with a big O glass.

Strong iced tea has alot of caffein in it. Almost comparable to coffee. I have to have some in the morning, and before work or I aint worth a crap.

It should leave a small bitter taste after you are done gluging it. That tells you it was nice and strong. Weak iced tea is ok if your at a friends house and don't want to start no crap. But it should be as dark as an amber ale and sweet as cup of sugar. LOL

 

Iced tea should look like this. Nostalgiac beer glass optional...

 

haha thanks for the tutorial. ill practice that once i get back to delaware.

 

Decaf iced tea only. Caffine tea tastes like crap, and Im a southerner, so dont argue with me damnit.

 

I forgot the best and most refreshing Drink of all time:

BAWLS ENERGY DRINK -Pronounced "B A L L S"

Me and my friends are Addicted to this stuff. It is by far one of the best tasting beverages I've ever had - Energry Drink or not. It's in my top 3 favorite drinks ever. If you've never had one try it! I guarantee you'll like it.

It's not like AMP, or RedBull or NO FEAR energry drink or all that nasty stuff. It is one of the most refreshing things i've ever tasted.

And what about the jokes you and your friends can have?

"I'll have to be honest, there's nothing quite like crisp smooth Bawls."

"I just love to get some Bawls on my lips"

"If my Bawls are in your mouth....then where's my..?"

"Nothing's better then some fresh Bawls down your throat."

Haha lots of fun. Please tell me someone else here as had some?

I've attached an image so that my heterosexuality does not come under scrutiny.

Philip K.

 

There is a hillarious S&L skit about a company called "Schwetty *****". It features Alex Baldwin and is worth a watch.

Same type of jokes:

"I love the feel of your Schwetty ***** in my mouth".

The company makes candy.