So I spent the last 5 days in Las Vegas. It was easily the best vacation of my life.

Cliff notes on the trip...

...broke even gambling, and spent only $500 on everything else
...slept 15 hrs the entire trip
...drank an insane amount of booze and hit up the night life pretty hard
...hooked up with a 9 and had someone hot to go out with every night (but almost fucked it up because we thought I swallowed her diamond earring)
...watched my buddy roll the die in craps when a guy had $12,000 on the pass line
...same buddy received coke from a guy who he won $1,000 in craps by rolling (flushed it down the toilet tho, I was drunk and wanted it, lol.)
...saw a few celebs
...went to a ton of casinos and downtown
...rolled in a limo for 50%of the trip (otherwise we used taxis)

And in the end I thought I was going to die from exhausting probably 3 times. Never did I have a hangover, but I felt like **** from the heat and lack of sleep. I already want to go back.

 

Damn. Sounds like a blast! Few little notes in the middle made me chuckle lol but glad you had fun and came back with everything intact. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

 

Awesome man. Sounds like you had a blast. Vegas is my favorite place to go!

 

This is funny. I just got back from vegas like a month ago. same things happened to me and my buddies. except the earring, and craps thing. ha.

 

haha sounds awesome, would love to make a trip out there.

 

I don't think you had that much fun. you remembered too much

Sounds like you had a good time. I would love to see Vegas!