my neighbors have this a$$hole friend who drives around in his 98 lexus LS 460
nice car but this guy drives around my neighborhood like a D!ck so i finally called him on it today. he tried to play it off like it was ok no big deal but the D!ckwad had to get in some little digs "well i'm from NY and thats how we drive and thats why we drive better than you"
well thats all i needed to hear i looked at him and said any time you would like a driving lesson we could take the cars up to NEW ENGLAND DRAGWAY and i would teach him. he looked at my car and chuckled "you know my cars pretty fast 380hp and 367tq" i looked at his car then mine and said any time. i guess he did not realize his car is weighing in at almost 5500 LBS as opposed to my 3300 LB car with just about as much hp as his. he might be thinking about trading up now.
don't get me wrong i have nothing against NY but lets be real MASS and NY have got to be the 2 worst places to drive in the country (LOL).

 

Show him up and take some pictures/videos of it.
I have the same thing with a friend/bartender who thinks his car is faster then mine and in no means his is like a Geo Metro next to mine. haha

 

funny thing is he's like early 50's i'm 39. (I know we should know better)
my car is far from stock and this guy does not know much about cars otherwise he would notice the blower wine or the lopey idel from the cams but if he does take me up on my offer i will get it on video and i will post it everywhere with me laughing at the end of the video shaking my head.

 

It's okay, age is just a number, doesn't really mean anything. I know a old guy who shows me up on a Crotch Rocket doing crazy stuff that I can't do and I'm only 22.
If he doesn't take the offer, ask for a bet.

 

HUMMMMM! A BET

 

Do it, call him on that ****. Bet 20$ minimum.

 

or good ol days and bet for Pink Slips. haha

 

One thing id never do is bet pinks, even if i had a 8 sec drag car vs a 10 or 12, cause what happens if something goes wrong? Blow your trans or something and boom lotsalotsa money gone.

 

i wouldn't mind hurting his pride and his wallet but way more than $20 and pinks he could not possibly be that stupid "though i would look pretty good in his Lexus during the winter" lol.
we'll see if he has any more garbage to talk then i will hit him up.

 

This thread is 2 minutes I'll never back.

 

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